music

Jan 5, 2018

Marvel Announces “Black Panther” Album by Kendrick Lamar

Marvel announced before that Kendrick Lamar would be producing an exclusive song for their next big release; Black Panther. But...

Jan 4, 2017

Azealia Banks sacrifices chickens in witchcraft rituals. For real.

Azealia Banks is a musician most famous for the buttfucking insanity she exhibits on social media. She’s been banned by...

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Aug 30, 2016

Steve Harwell collapses on stage but don’t worry, HE’S FINE AND WILL LIVE TO ROCK ANOTHER DAY

Don’t worry, everyone, Steve Harwell, the lead singer of Smash Mouth, is doing just fine after collapsing on stage mid-performance...

Jul 12, 2016

Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped at customs for the silliest of reasons

There are about a million reasons I can think of for a customs agent to stop the Red Hot Chili...

Apr 18, 2016

Axl Rose is Now the Lead Singer of AC/DC and I Hate It

No no no no no no no. No. No no no. Fucking no. Absolutely not. No no no. NO. Are...

Aug 19, 2015

Attention Starved Faux-Intellectual Plans to Spend the Next Year Dressed as David Bowie Because he’s Stupid

Will Brooker, a film and culture professor at Kingston University is spending the next year as David Bowie. No, no,...

Aug 17, 2015

Motörhead’s Lemmy Switching to Vodka for his Health

Lenny Kilmister is known for three things: his gravelly voice, his Quatto-like facial moles, and his apparent invincibility. For almost...

Parking Garage Attendant Accidentally Gives Grandmaster Flash’s Car to Stranger

As if parking in New York City couldn’t be any more difficult or expensive than it is, a Manhattan parking...

Jul 27, 2015

“Pay with Blood” Music Festival

Here’s a fact so ironic you’ll think it’s actually just an Alanis Morrisette lyric: Romania (y’know, the country that Transylvania...

Jul 17, 2015

Diddy Arrested After Allegedly Assaulting UCLA Coach With Gym Equipment

Music mogul Diddy (Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Sean Puffy Combs, Puffy, Sean Combs), perhaps most famous for “Come With Me,”...

Jun 22, 2015

Mar 17, 2015

Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney is Irrelevant, so it’s Probably Opposite Day

Remember Heather Mills? Yeah, me neither. A refresher: she’s missing a leg and she used to bone Sir Paul McCartney....

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Feb 18, 2015

Former Blink 182 Guitarist Claims Life is in Danger Due to UFO Research and I Hope He’s Right

Tom DeLonge, the least talented former member of Blink 182 has gone on record as saying that his interest in...

Jul 24, 2014

Pornhub to Release Coolio Music

When browsing through categories on your favorite porn site, you may soon find something surprising between “condom” and “copulating”–“Coolio.” Previously...

May 26, 2014

Axl Rose Still Alive, Retiring

After years of touring but not actually performing, releasing albums as regularly as Brittany Murphy releases movies, and paying plastic...

May 22, 2014

Girl-band Masturbates In Music Video

Dutch girl-band ADAM has released a music video comprised of them staring into the camera and singing while using vibrators...

Aug 30, 2013

Tongue This D Lightly

Composers are so gangster....

Aug 27, 2012

My roommate is weird

And apparently needing Monster Mash to get a boner isn’t the weirdest thing a young lady will come across when...

May 8, 2012

Cats puke up hairballs to the beat of Deadmau5

Watching cats puke up hairballs usually isn’t very funny.  However, when you sync up their convulsing bellies with the beat...

Nov 26, 2010

Two cats fight while crows instigate, WTF?

When you first start watching this video you think to yourself “man those crows are being assholes, I hope those...

May 26, 2010

Fat drunk girl gets stuck in mud

Outdoor music festivals like Coachella are notorious for spawning swarms of drunk people who sort of just roll around in...