Any guy that has ever awoken in a stranger’s bed after an awkward hookup knows exactly how this octopus feels. Â It’s all fun and games until you realize she has a mustache. Â Then it’s time to get the hell out of there.
The door is locked? Â Windows have bars on them? Â Chimney blocked up? Â F*ck it. Â I’ll just squeeze through this here tiny hole in the wall to freedom. Â Thanks for the story I’ll share with my buddies on our group chat later.