Nude Masturbating Extras Wanted for Emily Blunt Movie

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Attention, aspiring actors, your big break in Hollywood might have just become available. You just need to be nude and willing to masturbate on camera. Oh, if you’re large, it’s preferable.

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Yesterday, an industry-wide casting call notice went out for Emily Blunt‘s upcoming film, “The Girl on the Train.” The specifics were as follows:

Male or Female Nude & Masturbating ($906)

Seeking the following .?.?. Male or Female, 20s-50s .?.?. Possibly interested in a heavy-set woman but all types can apply. Must Be Willing To Be Completely Nude On Camera And Simulating Masturbation. Only submit if you are comfortable with this type of situation.”

Apparently, the film follows a divorced woman who fantasizes about a couple she sees while riding a commuter train each day. In other news, everyone here is now taking random ideas and submitting them to Hollywood studios.

According to an expert insider, the $906 quoted pay is the union day rate for a “stunt performer.”

Even more amazing is that this ridiculous premise is being overseen by Steven Spielberg. Yes, the same guy that brought us Indiana Jones, ET and modern-day dinosaur theme parks.

But, if you’re willing to get your foot in the door by putting your hand in your crotch, this might be the opportunity you’re looking for.

 

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