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Oct 3, 2014

Why Can’t You Hear a Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom?

This joke doesn’t work at bars....

Jun 19, 2014

Military Compliments

Take them when you can get them....

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Sep 15, 2013

Don’t Shoot

Mmm, that is a tasty burger....

Sep 9, 2013

If Babies Acted Like Adults

Crying over lack of nipple doesn’t seem so silly now....

Feb 6, 2013

Cute Girls Making Ugly Faces

Doesn’t matter had sex....

Apr 18, 2012

How to trick girls into liking you

Please tell me this works....

Apr 12, 2012

That was clever, Leo

This is a dream, noob....

You ever try the other hole?

Leo thought he was going to give sexual advice, instead his mind was blown....

Feb 23, 2012

American Chopper if it were on the Lifetime channel

I don’t really watch this show, but whenever I’m channel surfing and I come across it, I swear that we’re...

Nov 25, 2011

I’m still alive

This is a legendary vertical that probably spawned somewhere in the bowls of 4chan.  The captions are new though, and...

Nov 23, 2011

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Sep 21, 2011

Ashton is filling my old slot

Did anyone catch the new Two and a half men?  It was actually kind of funny.  I can’t really say...

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Sep 8, 2011

I made $400.05 last night

That’s 8,001 blow jobs if my math is right.  Being a killer cyborg from the future means you don’t get...

Sep 7, 2011

She hates getting flowers

Ahh remember the days when buying sh*t for your lady automatically meant sex?...

Aug 15, 2011

Serious hiding spot

A+ for creativity but I’m not sure if we can grade you that high on effectiveness.      ...

Jul 21, 2011

My daughter was raped

The last time I made a rape joke I got a long winded email about how rape is not a...

Jun 26, 2011

It’s actually not supposed to be exciting, bro

Another f*cked up teen on Maury pours her heart out about being sexually assaulted and this dude is on the...

May 11, 2011

Good come back

Sometimes being witty is dangerous.  Trolling bullies with quick comebacks only piss them off more....

Apr 1, 2011

When elephants get pissed

And then right after that he goes “LoL j/k guys, I’m not even mad.  April fools though!”...

Mar 19, 2011

Passed out drunk or someone doing Yoga?

If things get messy this year on spring break, and you find yourself on the verge of getting tossed in...

Mar 11, 2011

At first we were like…

This looks like the expression my date had before and after we had sex.  I wasn’t joking when I said...

Mar 1, 2011

You’re doing it wrong, Finland

Check out these smoking hot weather girls from different countries.  Thanks for the C-C-C-Combo breaker Finland…...

Feb 25, 2011

BFFs 4 Life

Animals are better than people.  /thread The 20 Hottest Photos of Diane Kruger – Heavy Megan Fox strips for Armani...

Feb 7, 2011

Selling 8 Beyblades to replace destroyed baththub

Summary: Two brothers were playing with their Beyblades in the bathtub and ended up completely destroying it.  Can you blame...

Jan 8, 2011

Even animals get RickRoll’d

This dog got rickrolled and doesn’t look too happy about it.  Ahh, what we do to make our pets amuse...