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Mar 2, 2017

He Was Asking For It

Did you know that it is impossible to sexually harass a guy?  It’s true.  It can’t be done.  Get as...

Dec 7, 2016

This Man has a Robotic Penis

The good news is that Mohammed Abad could drown in pussy if he so chooses. He’s currently sitting on offers...

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Aug 17, 2016

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ saves a dude’s ass in court

Fifty Shades of Grey just saved some dude’s ass. I’ll say that again for posterity: the impossibly popular erotic BDSM...

May 11, 2016

Oh, Good: China Bans Sexy Banana-Eating Videos

In an effort to remove pornography from their otherwise perfect society, the Chinese government has officially made it illegal to...

Apr 25, 2016

Female Ted Cruz Lookalike is Going to Star in a Porno

Searcy Hayes has the supreme misfortune of being a 21-year old female who looks remarkably similar to Ted Cruz, which...

Apr 7, 2016

Stanford Experiment Proves that Yes, We Sexualize Robots

Perhaps the biggest question plaguing futurists is “would you fuck a robot?” Well, despite the fact that many of us...

Feb 9, 2016

Goat Sex is Still a Thing in Florida

Police in Florida are on the lookout for a man who has allegedly been sexually assaulting a goat. (“Allegedly” is...

Vagina Powerlifting is Apparently the Key to Better Sex

Kim Anami, a 36-year-old sex educator, is the inventor of “vaginal kung fu,” a unique powerlifting plan for women who...

Feb 5, 2016

Sex Dolls Used as Chinese Company Bonus

Attention single male Chinese tech workers. Rip up those bonus checks. Even though Chinese tech startup Lianlian once handed out...

Feb 4, 2016

Rugby Star Wants to Bone Your Dog, Ruin Your Couch, Kiss Lesbians

Australian rugby star Mitchell Pearce is facing a huge career change after he was filmed simulating a lewd act with...

Jan 27, 2016

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Oct 29, 2015

Justin Bieber Offered Huge Money to Endorse Penis-Mold Company

Clone-a-Willy, a company which specializes in taking molds of penises and converting them into dildos has offered a $1,000,000.00 contract...

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Jun 17, 2015

Couple of the Year Stabs Neighbor With Rake After he Complains About Their Noisy Sex

When Mark Galin made a noise complaint against his neighbors, the last thing he expected was to be stabbed with...

Jun 10, 2015

PornHub is Crowdfunding the First Porno in Space

Every time I see a new piece of technology I think to myself “this is the best time to be...

Apr 28, 2015

10 Reasons You Should Have Sex As Much As Possible

Sure sex is fun, feels great, and it’s good for mankind. But did you know it’s good for the mind...

Apr 5, 2015

Scarecrow Sex Kills Man

Neighbors of a shepherd in Argentina were shocked to discover what appeared to be two dead bodies on the property....

Mar 8, 2015

Masturbating Judge Gets Four Years in Jail

In the world of law enforcement, there is no entity more full of shit than a judge. Sitting on a...

Feb 9, 2015

Remember the Guy Who Banged a Dolphin? Well This Lady Bangs Dogs

Last week, we met the man who fucked a dolphin. This week, let’s talk about the woman who fucked a...

Feb 1, 2015

This Dude Totally Banged a Dolphin

One of humanity’s closest mammalian brothers is the bottle-nosed dolphin. These majestic creatures have been evidenced to be quite smart,...

Jan 10, 2015

Hot Dating Tips 2015!

It’s 2015. Hasn’t anybody told you that yet? The 2000s are fifteen years old, which means they’re beginning to go...

Dec 5, 2014

You Have a Dirty Mind (So Do These Ordinary Items) [15 pics]

It’s a magical feeling when you see something that looks like something else: a cloud that looks like an elephant,...

Nov 21, 2014

Cameron Diaz, Sex With a Car (GIF)

No one liked the movie The Counselor, but I enjoyed it. I’m still not really sure of the plot but...

Nov 18, 2014

9 Weirdest Things Ever Said During Sex

People say a lot of things during sex that they wouldn’t say in their daily conversations. We say things because...

Nov 18, 2014

Scientists Observe Penguins Being Raped By Seals

Scientists from the University of Pretoria have observed fur seals having sex with king penguins in the arctic. The first...

Nov 6, 2014

Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Dies in the Funniest Way

I’m not the first and I won’t be the last to say it: Fuck Gordon Ramsay. Listen, I totally get...

Oct 30, 2014

Having Sex With A Lot Of Women Prevents Prostate Cancer

Have you placed your penis inside 20 or more vaginas?  Then I’ve got good news for you (assuming you gloved...

Oct 24, 2014

4 Horror Movie Monsters I’d Like To Date

It’s the weekend, and lots of people are surely getting ready to go out on dates tonight. Me? I’m sitting...

Oct 13, 2014

Thief Caught Because He Left His DNA Inside A Teddy Bear

A 38-year-old man from Darwen, UK is in hot water today after he himself unleashed some hot fluids….Into a teddy...

Sep 8, 2014

6 Awful Cooking Hacks from Cosmopolitan

Cosmopolitan has long been the publication of choice for girls who want to be told to look more like the...

Aug 14, 2014

Saudi Man Killed By Donkey He Was Trying To Have Sex With

A Saudi Sheikh man wanted to have some alone time with his donkey. He tied the animal to his bumper,...

Aug 12, 2014

Charles Manson has a Wife and You’re Still Single

Seriously, what is wrong with you? How are you so single, dude? I mean, look at you. You’re young, you...

Jul 24, 2014

Pornhub to Release Coolio Music

When browsing through categories on your favorite porn site, you may soon find something surprising between “condom” and “copulating”–“Coolio.” Previously...

Jul 21, 2014

Child-robots for Pedophiles?

During a robotics convention at Berkeley last week, one controversial concept discussed was the idea of child-like robots that would...

Jul 15, 2014

Man Dates Woman Old Enough to Be His Grandmother

Kyle is 31. His girlfriend, Marjorie, is 91. Ew. Oh my god, ew. That’s horrifying. What possible commentary can I...

Nov 12, 2013

Oculus Rift Will Help Men Learn How To Screw (NSFW)

We knew it wouldn’t take long for the Japanese to figure out a way to use Oculus Rift in a...

Jun 10, 2013

Degrading Mum

Mom of the year.  Heart was in the right place, but her mouth wasn’t....

Apr 10, 2013

Virtual Reality Sex Is Closer Than You Think

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve probably heard of a device called Oculus Rift. Oculus rift is virtual-reality...