police

Sep 11, 2017

Running From The Cops

If the police want you badly enough they’re probably going to find you. Take for instance this video that show...

Jan 24, 2017

Police burn massive amounts of seized marijuana — what could possibly go wrong?

On January 6th, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police of Castlegar, British Columbia busted a large marijuana grow operation, seizing more...

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Nov 21, 2016

Texas cop fired for giving homeless man a poop sandwich

Putting emphasis on the “frat” portion of “The Fraternal Order of Police,” Officer Matt Luckhurst made a poop sandwich and...

Mar 8, 2016

Hitman turns out to be undercover cop … and then things get weird

A Boston area man proved himself to be an idiot when he hired an undercover cop posing as hitman to...

Feb 23, 2016

Homemade Credit Card WORKS! (for a few minutes, anyway)

It actually worked! A man’s homemade credit card is built from nothing but cardboard and VHS tape, and it frickin’...

Feb 11, 2016

Man Takes Vertical Piss During Arrest, Police Do NOT Beat Him

I’m new to Regretful Morning. But, in the month since taking over some of the writing duties, I’ve noticed one...

Jan 25, 2016

Netflix and Chill (a week from Thursday)?

A York, England man has been banned from having any form of sexual activity with a woman – unless he...

Bengals Fans are Number One

Is it better to be pissed off, or pissed on? Well, during the Bengals’ last-minute loss to the Steelers on...

Jan 14, 2016

Man, unhappy with mugshot, texts selfie to cops

See that ugly mug up there? That’s Donald “Chip” Pugh. He’s currently wanted by the cops for failing to appear...

Jan 11, 2016

Philadelphia Police are Cracking Down on Star Wars Spoilers

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is already poised to be one of, if not THE, biggest films of all time,...

Dec 18, 2015

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Jul 6, 2015

Grammar Nazis Rejoice: Missing Comma Invalidates Parking Ticket

Call me a Grammar Nazi if you want, but if you do, remember two things: 1. The systematic extermination of...

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May 14, 2015

Dude Pulls Gun On Drunk Chick (9:59)

The dumbest thing you can do as a drunk chick (besides being yourself) is to rush up on a dude...

Mar 5, 2015

D.C. Police Return Confiscated Pot

You may have heard that Washington D.C. has legalized recreational marijuana use. I read the Legalization of Possession of Minimal...

Nov 26, 2014

Man Points Banana at Police; Is Not Shot To Death

Surely you’ve already been bombarded with news about the Feguson decision (in which a police officer who shoot an unarmed...

Nov 6, 2014

Cops Get Caught Tampering With Evidence (3:50)

It’s terrifying to think something like this could happen. His hands were up the whole time, even after the punch...

Oct 23, 2014

Florida Fatty Too Large To Fit In Cop Car

The Volusia County sheriff’s department was called to handle a domestic violence report near Jutland Street in Deltona. A 42-year-old...

Oct 13, 2014

NYPD Heckles Comedian

When a comedian “gets the light,” it usually refers to the host frantically waving his cell phone to alert the...

Sep 18, 2014

Arkansas Woman Calls Police On Stuffed Tiger

On September 8th a women called Bryant PD over what she thought was a dead tiger on the side of...

Aug 6, 2014

4 Lessons From My DUI Arrest

Continuing on my series of articles based on life experiences (the last one about the affair I had with a...

Jul 24, 2014

Jail Unhappy with “Orange is the New Black”

Due to the success and popularity of Orange is the New Black, the inmates at one Michigan jail have been...

Jul 17, 2014

So You’ve Got an Obsessed Ex

Seldom do two people simultaneously decide that it is time to break up. More often than not, one party is...

Jun 24, 2014

Drunk Runs Himself Over

Robert Alan Pullar is a 30-year-old who made a few mistakes this weekend. His first mistake was deciding to drive...

Jun 22, 2014

15 Most Shameful Acts Ever Committed

We all have shameful secrets from our past. Some skeletons in the closet and, for some reason, some bow ties...

May 5, 2014

Girl Gives Sperm-Cupcakes to Classmates

The media has been known to publish bogus news stories from time to time. Who can blame them? Their need...