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Marvel Announces “Black Panther” Album by Kendrick Lamar
Marvel announced before that Kendrick Lamar would be producing an exclusive song for their next big release; Black Panther. But...
Azealia Banks sacrifices chickens in witchcraft rituals. For real.
Azealia Banks is a musician most famous for the buttfucking insanity she exhibits on social media. She’s been banned by...
Steve Harwell collapses on stage but don’t worry, HE’S FINE AND WILL LIVE TO ROCK ANOTHER DAY
Don’t worry, everyone, Steve Harwell, the lead singer of Smash Mouth, is doing just fine after collapsing on stage mid-performance...
Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped at customs for the silliest of reasons
There are about a million reasons I can think of for a customs agent to stop the Red Hot Chili...
Axl Rose is Now the Lead Singer of AC/DC and I Hate It
No no no no no no no. No. No no no. Fucking no. Absolutely not. No no no. NO. Are...
Attention Starved Faux-Intellectual Plans to Spend the Next Year Dressed as David Bowie Because he’s Stupid
Will Brooker, a film and culture professor at Kingston University is spending the next year as David Bowie. No, no,...
Motörhead’s Lemmy Switching to Vodka for his Health
Lenny Kilmister is known for three things: his gravelly voice, his Quatto-like facial moles, and his apparent invincibility. For almost...
Parking Garage Attendant Accidentally Gives Grandmaster Flash’s Car to Stranger
As if parking in New York City couldn’t be any more difficult or expensive than it is, a Manhattan parking...
“Pay with Blood” Music Festival
Here’s a fact so ironic you’ll think it’s actually just an Alanis Morrisette lyric: Romania (y’know, the country that Transylvania...
Diddy Arrested After Allegedly Assaulting UCLA Coach With Gym Equipment
Music mogul Diddy (Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Sean Puffy Combs, Puffy, Sean Combs), perhaps most famous for “Come With Me,”...
Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney is Irrelevant, so it’s Probably Opposite Day
Remember Heather Mills? Yeah, me neither. A refresher: she’s missing a leg and she used to bone Sir Paul McCartney....
Former Blink 182 Guitarist Claims Life is in Danger Due to UFO Research and I Hope He’s Right
Tom DeLonge, the least talented former member of Blink 182 has gone on record as saying that his interest in...
Pornhub to Release Coolio Music
When browsing through categories on your favorite porn site, you may soon find something surprising between “condom” and “copulating”–“Coolio.” Previously...
Axl Rose Still Alive, Retiring
After years of touring but not actually performing, releasing albums as regularly as Brittany Murphy releases movies, and paying plastic...
Girl-band Masturbates In Music Video
Dutch girl-band ADAM has released a music video comprised of them staring into the camera and singing while using vibrators...
My roommate is weird
And apparently needing Monster Mash to get a boner isn’t the weirdest thing a young lady will come across when...
Cats puke up hairballs to the beat of Deadmau5
Watching cats puke up hairballs usually isn’t very funny. However, when you sync up their convulsing bellies with the beat...
Two cats fight while crows instigate, WTF?
When you first start watching this video you think to yourself “man those crows are being assholes, I hope those...
Fat drunk girl gets stuck in mud
Outdoor music festivals like Coachella are notorious for spawning swarms of drunk people who sort of just roll around in...
