florida

Sep 22, 2017

Massive Sinkhole Swallows Florida Home

Life is just different in Florida. Once a year you live under the tremendous threat of getting wiped out by...

Sep 14, 2017

Rick Scott’s Sign Language Interpreter Needs His Own Show

Just prior to the landfall of Hurricane Irma Florida’s governor, Rick Scott, held a press conference to inform the state’s...

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Jul 21, 2017

Geriatric Floridian Loses His Mind

Old people can be a bit crazy.  It’s understandable.  They’ve spent their entire lives dealing with other asshole...

Dec 12, 2016

Strip club workers charged with indecent exposure and now I’m confused

There are a few simple rules one must abide by when running a topless bar: 1. Ensure the patrons show...

Jul 18, 2016

Crazy lady sees a face in her dessert, assumes it’s God expressing sadness

Tallahassee resident Debra Mitchell was just minding her business one day, eating some key lime pie, when the unthinkable happened:...

May 25, 2016

Florida Teen Sentenced for Shooting and I Promise if you Read This All the Way Through It’ll Get Funny

In typical Florida news, a 16-year-old boy was sentenced to eight years in prison on charges of attempted murder, after...

Feb 19, 2016

Road Rage Driver Ignores Tornado Near His Car

A Florida man is lucky to be alive, after avoiding a tornado thanks to a bout of serious road rage....

Goat Sex is Still a Thing in Florida

Police in Florida are on the lookout for a man who has allegedly been sexually assaulting a goat. (“Allegedly” is...

Feb 9, 2016

Did Florida Just Experience a Real Sharknado?

After powerful storms ripped through Central Florida early Sunday residents are wondering if a true-to-life “Sharknado” took a bite out...

Jan 19, 2016

Two men in Deadpool costumes fail at stealing ATM

Either the viral marketing for Deadpool has begun, or Floridians are acting like Floridians again. Last week, two men dressed...

Jan 14, 2016

Dec 24, 2015

Florida man shoots himself for an admittedly hilarious reason

Hey everybody! It’s Christmas Eve, y’all’s ready to laugh at someone’s death? Grrrrrreat! Here goes. A South Florida man, because...

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Dec 15, 2015

Florida pot grower turns himself in, but was totally just bugging out, man

Remember in Conspiracy Theory when Mel Gibson thought that the foreboding black helicopters were following him everywhere and then it...

Dec 11, 2015

Florida to Release Fake Snakes into the Wild Because Florida

Recently, the Burmese Python has been deemed an “invasive species” by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. These snakes...

Sep 26, 2015

Girl On Snapchat Thinks She’s Saving Gopher Tortoise

A girl posted a video of herself “saving” a Gopher Tortoise after she found it out in the road.  ...

Aug 25, 2015

Florida Grandmother Allegedly Hired Hitman to Combat Lice

Your grandkids come home one day with a nasty case of lice. Do you, A: Head to the CVS and...

Jun 17, 2015

Couple of the Year Stabs Neighbor With Rake After he Complains About Their Noisy Sex

When Mark Galin made a noise complaint against his neighbors, the last thing he expected was to be stabbed with...

May 27, 2015

Cops Arrest Several Idiots On Memorial Day (3:03)

Yesterday we posted a pretty intense video of bouncers destroying drunk dudes left and right. Here’s some more footage, also...

May 6, 2015

Genesis Rodriguez, Talented and Hot (30 Pics)

She’s 50% Cuban, 50% Venezuelan, and 100% hot. @genirodriguez – I really want a chick to talk to me the...

Feb 26, 2015

Guy Fieri Officiates 101 Gay Marriages BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME

Laugh all you want, I fucking LOVE Guy Fieri. From his work towards merging blue-collar gluttony with snooty “eating fish...

Feb 1, 2015

This Dude Totally Banged a Dolphin

One of humanity’s closest mammalian brothers is the bottle-nosed dolphin. These majestic creatures have been evidenced to be quite smart,...

Dec 12, 2014

3 Insane Court Decisions

Court is a hassle that I don’t wish for anybody to deal with (like I did). There are rescheduled hearings,...

Nov 12, 2014

Woman Lights Roommate on Fire For Throwing Away Her P’sghettis

I once had a roommate whom, if given the opportunity to do so without consequence, I would have happily killed....

Oct 15, 2014

Walmart Shopper Caught Humping a Stuffed Animal

Two days ago we talked about how some guy broke into a shed and violated a Teddy bear. Today, another...

Oct 10, 2014

Florida Stripper Attacks Boyfriend With Axe Because He Ignored Her

34-year-old Tammy Hiser is a stripper from Florida with a firm ass, face for radio, and a big heart. Just...