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Aug 31, 2017

Go Home Panda, You’re Drunk

Pandas are definitely not the most graceful animals.  They pretty much just run around like a bunch of drunken...

Aug 31, 2016

Let’s Get Ready to Stumble: Malt Liquor Your Troubles Away

There had better be an open, waiting mouth out of the frame.  From the poorest of college students to the...

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May 31, 2016

Hungover? Meet the disgusting new cure!

I’m sure plenty of our readers are currently feeling the sting of the typical Memorial Day influx of booze and...

May 5, 2016

11 Minutes of Drunk People Fails for Cinco de Mayo

It’s Cinco de Mayo. And since this isn’t the Fake History Channel, we’re gonna celebrate the American way — with...

Mar 17, 2016

Finally, a Tampon That Holds Booze!

Smuggle Your Booze have created tampons that become a nice, convenient, altogether disgusting way to stow your pappy’s moonshine. (No,...

Feb 19, 2016

Drunk Brazilian Monkey Continues Trend of Knife-Wielding Animals

This has been a banner week for knife-wielding animals. Only this time, it was a monkey. And it was loaded....

Jan 27, 2016

Rugby Star Wants to Bone Your Dog, Ruin Your Couch, Kiss Lesbians

Australian rugby star Mitchell Pearce is facing a huge career change after he was filmed simulating a lewd act with...

Drunk Flier Tries to Masturbate, Molest Fellow Passenger Mid-Flight

The mile-high club only applies if you’re with someone else. Keep that in mind so you don’t become another Ricardo...

Jan 21, 2016

16 Shameful Examples of Oktoberfest Now and Then

It’s almost like we’re de-evolving. We went from shitting in caves, to riding around in posh buggies, back to shitting...

Oct 27, 2015

Drunk Driver At DUI Checkpoint Goes Crazy

And here we thought Canadians were chill.  This crazy Canuck didn’t wanted to be stopped at a DUI checkpoint,...

Aug 31, 2015

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Aug 4, 2015

Drunk Chick Punches Bouncer

When you’re drunk, annoying, and wearing heels, the last thing you want to do is a hit the door man ...

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Jul 21, 2015

Air-Traffic Controller Found Passed Out on the Job, Half-Naked

Juuuuust in case you need a booster shot of “afraid to fly,” I invite you to check out this fucking...

Jul 3, 2015

Drunk Dude Climbs Into Ostrich Pen

This guy thought it’d be a good idea to climb into an Ostrich pen. He actually stayed surprisingly calm, which...

May 27, 2015

Cops Arrest Several Idiots On Memorial Day (3:03)

Yesterday we posted a pretty intense video of bouncers destroying drunk dudes left and right. Here’s some more footage, also...

Jan 14, 2015

15 Reasons Why College Is Awesome (Drunk Girl Edition)

Some call this behavior slutty, we like to call it confidence. Capybaras That Look Like Rafael Nadal – Nedhardy Ewa...

Jan 2, 2015

Drunk People Failing – New Years Eve Drunkards (35 Pics)

In honor of all the drunkards I saw on NYE, here’s a tribute to people who can’t just have one...

Dec 29, 2014

Waking Up On Monday

It’s going to be a productive day....

Dec 25, 2014

Santa Spotted After a Long Night of Deliveries (2:10)

Hopefully he didn’t start hitting the eggnog until after his deliveries.  It’d be a shame if Billy’s train car...

Dec 2, 2014

Dude Gets So Drunk He Shits Himself (0:45)

Warning, this is disgusting.  Yes, this happens when you get drunker than 47 Indians and then go to bed...

Nov 22, 2014

Drunk Chaps Fix a Broken Bike Rack (2:39)

When you see a bunch of young drunk dudes waiting for their food  in public, the outcome isn’t always...

Nov 19, 2014

Rough Night

The hardest part is yet to come.  Explaining himself to the ol’ lady....

Nov 10, 2014

6 Things to NEVER Say to Comedians

The first time I got on stage to tell jokes was September 2012, at a Philadelphia bar called Noche. When...

Nov 7, 2014

What Working Overnight Does to You

I’ve written about my day job before: once about the consequences of sleeping with a co-worker and again about the...

Nov 4, 2014

Drunk Guy Tries To Eat His DWI Results

When the odds are stacked against you, go big or go home. That’s what 43-year-old Kenneth Desormes did after New...