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Oct 18, 2016

Live from the Shitter: All the Leaves (and sheets of TP) are Brown

In this episode of Live from the Shitter, Dan covers his thoughts on cold weather and the shoreline, including the...

Aug 25, 2015

Bikini Season Needs To Stay Here Forever (38 Pics)

It’s sad to say that the college girls will soon be trading in their two piece for hoodies. This is...

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May 7, 2015

Best of #100tupacs

Best of #100tupacs: a photoshop of Tupac every day for 100 days. In mid-March I decided that I wanted to...

Mar 29, 2015

When Groupies Get Shamed (4:08)

This guy gets rejected when asking girls out at the beach..until the chicks he’s hitting on think he’s famous. We...

Dec 17, 2014

Hotties On The Beach (15 Pics)

Is winter over yet? Emma Watson Hoe-rific Upskirt And Nip Slip Video – Celeb Jihad On The 8th Day, God...

Nov 10, 2014

All of These Christmas Decorations Make Us Miss The Beach Babes (15 Pics)

It isn’t even Mid November yet and they’re already adding that jingle sound to car commercials. I’m not ready, and...

Aug 22, 2014

We Never Want Summer To End (15 Pics)

I’ve seen 3 people post this picture in the last day. “Who else is ready for hoodies, bonfires, cuddling and...

Marisa Miller + Bikini = Match Made In Heaven (20 Pics)

I dated Marisa Miller awhile ago but had to dump her because she got too clingy….said no one ever. Here...

Aug 20, 2014

Tribute To The Girls of Summer (15 Pics)

Summer is the best season.  I don’t have to justify it by posting dew points or temperature facts because these...

Jul 18, 2014

Happy National Bikini Day (20 Pics)

Yes, national bikini day is an actual thing. Today we give our nods of respect to a Parisian fashion designer...

Jul 5, 2014

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Sep 16, 2013

Saying Good-Bye To The Pools And Beaches (15 Pics)

Even though it’s still hotter than balls, the young ladies who were so kindly decorating the outdoors have begun to...

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Jun 19, 2013

Who’s Ready For Cute Beach Girls All Summer Long? (15 Pics)

I haven’t been to the beach yet this year and it’s making me feel like a real neckbeard since it’s...

Jun 5, 2013

15 Beach Babes To Celebrate Warm Weather

As the days get longer and warmer, I get more happy.  Warm weather means less clothes, and that pleases me. ...

Jun 4, 2013

Farting Girl Needs Sun Screen

This is a really good way to confuse a lot of boners.  Find a super hot chick and have her...

Apr 17, 2013

Lauren V Has a Body Made for the Beach

I don’t have a lot of information on this West Coast beauty, but I’ll share what I do know. Lauren...

Mar 16, 2013

Sofia Vergara Buck Ass Naked On The Beach

This is what it looks like when the internet does something nice for humanity.  You’re welcome humans. – The Internet...

Jan 28, 2013

22 Beach and Poolside Hotties

I know it’s still the dead of winter, but I’m ready for spring break.  Here are 22 beach side and...

Jan 26, 2013

Jillian Beyor Will Brighten Your Weekend

It’s rainy here, so we thought we’d change the mood around a bit by showing you a bunch of scantily...

Jan 21, 2013

28 Hand Bras Might Brighten Up Your Monday

The world loves boobs. Big, small, medium, perky, floppy, it really doesn’t matter what shape or size that they come...

Jan 19, 2013

Denise Milani Starts Your Weekend With Epic Cleavage

Denise Milani doesn’t need an intro, doesn’t need a bio, and doesn’t need us to explain how flawless her F...

Jan 8, 2013

Tramp Stamp Tuesday

Oh lawd we struck gold today.  To be honest I was getting a bit worried because I didn’t have anything...

Dec 12, 2012

Tribute to the Micro Bikini (23 Pics)

My favorite kind of bikini is the one laying on the floor because the chick is cool and ready to...

Nov 20, 2012

Tramp Stamp Tuesday

It’s that time of the week, kids.  We’re here today because we like to celebrate the ink found on the...

Nov 12, 2012

Christine Mendoza shows off her flawless bod

It’s been awhile since we posted any pictures of Christine and since she’s one of my favorite Filipinas I thought...

Nov 7, 2012

Elaine Alden has a body to be proud of

Happy humpday you magnificent beasts. I’d like you to meet 25 year old Elaine who models out of LA. If...

Oct 29, 2012

Valerie Cormier shouldn’t be viewed if you have a weak heart

Because I’m healthy as a horse and still find myself short of breath.  It’s funny.  When I think of New...

Oct 13, 2012

I think I’ll sit here

Totally inconspicuous bro, but I’d probably do the same....

Oct 13, 2012

Irene Nell is a flawless victory from Cape Town

She’s a sports loving flawless blonde from South Africa. I haven’t been to South Africa so I don’t know if...

Oct 9, 2012

Mother nature vs jogger

It would have been better if he had taken his GF down there for a romantic walk on the beach,...

Sep 8, 2012

Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Jaw Dropper

Good morning class. We made it through another week and now it’s time to enjoy the sun. But before you...

Aug 28, 2012

Tramp Stamp Tuesday

Monday cruised by pretty fast and thank god, because now it’s everybody’s second favorite day of the week. Brenna McKenna...

Aug 27, 2012

Rebecca Miller will put a smile in your Monday

I’m sort of happy the weekend is over.  I have a deal with myself on weekends where I don’t have...

Aug 23, 2012

Brittany A Hawks is a busty blonde beauty

Brittany is blonde beauty from Daytona Beach.   She’s 26, and her D cups have been proudly displayed in Playboy, Stare,...

Aug 9, 2012

The best beej you could ever get at the beach

I think this is supposed to be like art or something for fancy people.  But for some reason it reminds...

Aug 8, 2012

Megan Rossee is the sexy girlfriend of Michael Phelps

Q: Who do you date when you’ve got 22 Olympic medals, 18 of which are gold? A: Whoever you want...

Jul 13, 2012

Beached whale found in California

A rescue crew was dispatched and stated that the whale was fine and merely taking a nap.  Pats on the...