Sorry I'm late on this gallery.  I watched the new Total Recall last night whilst having a few adult beverages and I honestly didn't feel like doing anything after.  I also saw Tom Delonge from Blink182 which was pretty awesome! Back to the important stuff:  L... more.

Quick, someone add a Brazzers logo.... more.

I like GIFs.  Most of the time I look at the ones where people don't have clothes on and one person is placing their private parts in another person's private parts.   My 2nd favorite type of GIF is this kind though. I hope you enjoy your weekend.  I love you. ... more.

Sophie Reade is a natural British beauty who got her start after Big Brother 09. And even though you or I don't watch shitty shows like Big Brother, we still have to respect it. Because Big Brother has brought a lot of hot young ladies into the spot light who eventu... more.

An average Joe is trying to drive down an alley when 6 thugs begin to slap at his car.  Most men would gtfo.  This guy grabbed a bat and started swinging for the fences.  I love watch trouble makers get hit with hard objects. ... more.

Wonder who drove?... more.

Isn't it great when you see a cute girl walking a dog when all of a sudden that dog drops a monster deuce?  I mean, even as a guy you're like "ah f*ck, that's a big blob of shit" but for a petite girl who has just had a mani/pedi it's gotta be 100 times worse.  Th... more.

I'm sure you've seen pics of Shay Maria all over the internet so I won't waste any time. She's so ridiculously out of my league that I don't even think my face would qualify to be her toilet paper. OK that went a little far and dark, but I'm all hyped up on on Mount... more.

Both the deer and the dude on the bike are pretty badass.  When you can collide with an animal while riding a motorcycle, and jump back up like nothing happened, then you my friend have a nice sized ball sack.  Furthermore, wouldn't it be sweet if motorcross was l... more.

Triple kill!  Not bad young Jedi.  Good luck getting them inside though.... more.