Jun 24, 2016

2016-06-24

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Jun 23, 2016

NEW SERIES: Live from The Sh*tter, featuring Dan Scully

Regretful Morning is growing up, goddammit. First, we started being more selective with our content. Then we started making more...

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Jun 23, 2016

Convicted Felon Tries to Throw His Own Shit at Judge

We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing...

Jun 23, 2016

28 Pics of Girls Going Down on Hot Dogs and Ice Cream

That was a fun headline to write. Mostly because of its simplicity — this is a gallery of girls going...

Jun 23, 2016

34 Luscious Pics of Paola Oliveira

Paola Oliveira is a Brazilian model, actress, social media celebrity, spokeswoman, and probably the best car salesman in history. In...

Jun 23, 2016

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Jun 22, 2016

Girl Fight Features Breasts as Weapons

Boobs are dangerous. They make men do insane things. They cause bar fights, infidelity and broken marriages. They give their...

They Grow Up So Fast: 21 Pics of Kids Holding Booze

We love kids. Not in the Penn State, Jared Fogle kinda way. But we think kids are a riot, especially...

Jun 22, 2016

38 Tight Bodies in Tight Dresses

Every day, we bring you the finest models and social media celebrities around. Today, we just couldn’t limit ourselves to...

Jun 22, 2016

2016-06-22

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Jun 22, 2016

Purse Snatcher Outs Himself on Live TV Broadcast

“Hey mom, look at me! I’m an asshole!” Well, you were an asshole before you became a purse snatcher, but...

Jun 21, 2016

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Jun 21, 2016

Depth Perception: 28 Amazing 3D Tattoos

Everyone here at Regretful Morning has ink. But most of it is the “Shit, I wish they could cover this...

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Jun 21, 2016

42 Fit and Fappable Pics of Pia Muehlenbeck

There was a stretch a few months ago when it seemed like every girl we featured was Australian. As great...

Jun 21, 2016

2016-06-21

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Jun 20, 2016

23 Embarrassing Boners in Bad Situations

Guys, you may want to turn away. This gallery of embarrassing boners is gonna bring back some bad memories. We’re...

Jun 20, 2016

Ping Pong Fall Proves All Sports Can Be Dangerous

Don’t be fooled by the small paddles and small people holding them — table tennis is a real sport, with...

48 Skin Deep Pics of Helga Lovekaty

We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a weird trend lately — apparently, Russian models don’t have bios. Helga...

Jun 20, 2016

Three Strange Food Stories to Ruin Your Day

Sometimes you gotta give assholes credit even though they are being assholes. Usually because their assholery is so damn creative...

Jun 20, 2016

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Jun 17, 2016

Man Fights Tree. Tree Wins. (Video)

You know the story well. Man meets tree. Man loves tree. Man turns on tree. Man fights tree. Tree wins....

Jun 17, 2016

22 Infuriating Examples of Nerds and Hot Babes

God, we hate The Big Bang Theory. Because of that show, mediocre guys like us — you know, the ones...

Jun 17, 2016

35 Asian Bikini Girls to Kickoff Your Weekend

Every week, we receive a shit ton of email asking us to feature “X” girl or “Y” celebrity. We try...

Jun 17, 2016

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Jun 16, 2016

16 Revolting Fast Food Fails

The world is full of fast food fails. Disgusting, ridiculous fails. I mean, come on … fast food is nasty....