It's seems like every time I read the news, I see one more reason to be cautious about porking random women.  What's the point of even going out anymore?  In today's tragic story, a 51-year-old New Mexico man by the name of Maurice Gonzales got shanked and suffoca... more.

This week's lower back ink is brought to you by a saucy 27-year-old who models out of Scottsdale, AZ. Lindsay Marie is 5'6, weighs 110 lbs, and measures in at 34C-24-33. Follow her @LindsayMarie.  Don't be confused, her name on Twitter says Lindsay Hancock.  It's ... more.

This is Bill Dance.  He is the host of an educational and enlightening fishing show.  Fortunately for you, things don't always go as planned.  Let's have a look at some of our favorite bloopers from Bill Dance Outdoors. ... more.

I think they were trying to say "Illuminati" but it's really hard to tell when you're dealing with subhuman intelligence.... more.

Scientists have been looking for ways to beat aging for quite some time. There are two different ways that we are currently pursuing. The first way would be the route of Ray Kurzweil who wants to re-create or download your current brain into hardware. While many sci... more.

Happy Monday, class.  How was your weekend?  Mine was groovy, thanks for asking.  First I went to watch Iron Man 3D, and when I saw that Tony Stark dies, I went and stuffed my depressed little face.  Damn, did I just ruin Iron Man 3 for you?  Sorry, here are so... more.

Did you guys know that they no longer allow kids in the cockpit of planes?  I remember one of the highlights of flying as a kid, was being able to go upfront to meet the pilots and see all of the awesome buttons and lights.  Goddamn terrorists! It's weird how they... more.

Dead beat dads get a bad rap but without them we wouldn't have porn stars, strippers, or girls that get "butt slut" tattooed on their lower backs. ... more.

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We like to talk about how crazy Russians are, often.  But this little tear jerker shows you the softer side of the bad boys.  I honestly think it's the weather.  When mother nature is constantly bending you over, you kind of have to look out for one another.  Yo... more.