Personally I'd embrace the friendly smile.  It would assure me that I was doing a good job. ... more.

Whenever I think of activism, I immediately picture a bunch of smelly hippies who live out of a van, and want you to stop eating meat.  It used to make me almost cringe when I'd hear the words "peaceful protest".  Not anymore though. Moira Johnston is protesting t... more.

Does anybody know what today is?  D-day, bitches.  Remember in that movie Stand By Me where Corey Feldman was screaming "My dad stormed the fucking beach of Normandy!" - This is what he's talking about (6/6/1944).  The gallery above is dedicated to those troops. ... more.

I don't know what's more funny:  Sending a clueless white chick into the ghetto, who doesn't know when to stfu OR a racist black mom who sends her two pitbulls on the news team, knowing full well that she's on camera. The problem here folks is Darwinism.  It do... more.

What's on the menu Jim? Same as always Bob.  Tuna fish clam sandwich or pink tacos. ... more.

I knew a guy who had an un-neutered poodle that would hump absolutely everything.  Legs, coats, science projects, it didn't matter. The worst part about this little shit head was that he humped about as fast as a rabbit - so by the time you got close enough to pull... more.

As the days get longer and warmer, I get more happy.  Warm weather means less clothes, and that pleases me.  I'm going to stay this happy until about mid-August when it's 90 degrees and I want to kill myself when I touch the steering wheel.  But I would take mid-... more.

This is a compilation of butthole puckering close calls, brutal collisions, and a dog (don't worry, the dog is OK). ... more.

"You don't understand me dad!  I'm an artist!" ... more.

I suddenly no longer want to eat at Taco Bell. Not because eating the burrito supreme turns my butthole into a smoking ring of fire, but rather the fact that their employees do this shit to the taco shells.  This picture was posted by the employee on his own Facebo... more.