Monday mornings fucking suck.  I think the worst part for me is when I day dream about my awesome bed, knowing I can't crawl back in it. That's kind of why I'm always trying new energy supplements.  If I can find something that gives me a healthy, yet sturdy kick i... more.

We'll never fully understand women, but once in awhile we'll make a top secret discovery that lets us inch a little bit closer.  I'm sure we'll get a few outraged ladies to pipe up and say "I ain't like this at all, I make them gtfo before Americas Next Top Model S... more.

Quinton Rampage Jackson vs Keith Jardine at UFC 96.  This is the full fight video. Edit: replace original video with this ... more.

Harry Jackson age 25 is not the brightest berry on the bush.  Some inmates told him that he wasn't supposed to come back unless he had cigarettes, so he decided to escape in order steal some smokes.  He did this by picking the lock on his ankle alarm, and leaving thro... more.

It took me almost four hours to put a six picture gallery together.  Usually I don't like getting side tracked, but today I didn't mind. 44 Porn Stars who Twitter - COED Magazine Andrea Sullivan can charm my snake any day - Gorilla Mask Rachel Bilson i... more.

America is full of bullshit advice givers.  Tell me what most day time talk show hosts like Dr. Phil and Tyra Banks have in common?  Correct, they make ass loads of cash by shoveling shit directly into the heads of young adults on a daily basis. Fortunately, I've f... more.

The economy's in the shitter, the stock market is the lowest it's been in over a decade, and you lost your job as an overpaid paper-pusher. Poor you. Luckily enough, you managed to find a job making $30k a year on an assembly line. Don't you dare say your job sucks. ... more.

Long before I started this website I worked for a company called Sony Online Entertainment.  My job title there was "In-game CSR, or GM (Game Master).  Before I start, I will let you know right now that I'm not going to trash the company.  I see a lot of 'X confessio... more.

These 3 rocket scientists failed the course on "how to avoid a bear attack." Lisa De Oliveira (nsfw) gallery - Gorilla Mask... more.

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