If I had one of these as a little kid I'd probably be Christopher-Reeving it right now. (more...)... more.

Watching girls do anything physical is usually pretty man-tertaining - that's mainly why I didn't care when they started doing the whole female MMA thing.  I find that watching two in-shape chicks attempt submissions from full guard is actually pretty exciting.  The o... more.

It's actually super healthy.  Kiss those protein shakes and egg whites goodbye as you enjoy one or two helpings of Mykoc per day. Popular Links: Ref vs soccer fairies - DumpaLink This kid might be retarded - Funny Hub Nick Cage's top 10 leading ladies - YepYe... more.

This guy is ruthless. He kept kicking him over and over again. (more...)... more.

This view right here gets you: Free drinks at any bar, an easy way out of speeding tickets, and the ability to march to the front of every line.  The downside is, you don't get to have a penis...meh - being a woman sucks. ... more.

He had everything planned out except he forgot that he failed physics class. (more...)... more.

Ever try hypnosis?  We thought that staring at a stop watch while it swings back and forth was pretty boring.  We found that this was much more effective for people who have issues concentrating. (more...)... more.

March is a great month to get fat and stay unhealthy.  We're not referring to the corn dogs or nachos you'll be consuming during march madness either.  We're talking about the mass consumption of girl scout cookies. Every time you enter a grocery store you have to ... more.

How the fuck did he think he was going to stop anyway?... Hit the parked car?! Doucherag. (more...)... more.

Sometimes we as men take for granted how good we have it.  Tonight for example, it will take me approximately 2.5 minutes to get ready.  Actually make that 2 minutes flat (I just remembered I don't have any clean underwear). So later this evening when you're saying... more.