Has anyone seen that ad with the before and after pictures promoting some diet pill?  In one image I see a tub of shit, in the next, a fairly sexy set of womABS.  Lets be honest here,  is this even legally possible?  We didn't think so either. The only time peo... more.

Today may have been the most awkward tramp stamp Tuesday ever.  Earlier I opened the blinds because it looked like it might be nice outside.  The problem with having my blinds open is that every single person looks at me at my PC as they walk by.  That would be f... more.

If you could take an actor and combine some of their movie characters to make an ultimate father figure, who would you choose, and why? We went with Alec Baldwin, for reasons that will become obvious. Dating Advice - Remember when you were 14 and you liked Becky?Â... more.

Does anyone really think that a little boy like this has the ability to make a baby? You two ladies raising your hands in the back, yes you.  You're both fucking stupid.  Most guys who read this shit just laughed, and heres why. As males we know that when we looke... more.

I can picture my dad doing stuff like this in the late 70's -   He had the same haircut as the guy on the left too. Popular Links: Wake board face plant - Totally Crap Kardashian girls sun bathing - On 205th This chick probably deep throats like a champ - Blo... more.

Photoshop Contest - Disgusting internet memes explained by children Rules are pretty simple: 1) Flex your PS muscles by showing us how children might explain 2girls1cup, tub girl, goatse etc...  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 p... more.

You know how you're not supposed to wake someone up when they're sleep walking?  Apparently someone didn't give this wall the memo. (more...)... more.

Write this one down kids.  You should always have a large list of reasons ready for when your girlfriend tries to object the back door intrusion. New episodes of TBS Unrated every Sunday from the guys who write Thatdbesweet (updated twice weekly).  Check out l... more.

I thought that this shit was only supposed to happen in Florida. Someone is disposing of placentas in a central Illinois sewage system and authorities want it to stop. Workers in Urbana on Thursday found a placenta in a filter that keeps large objects out of the sewage... more.

At a press conference held in Kabul today, Karim Abdul Jebip, spokesman for all the peoples of Islam, announced a major translation error in the Qur'an. Taking time to look deep into each TV camera present, Jebip apologized profusely to all of the western world for t... more.