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Name: Chris Age (at the time): 18 I used to go to Radford, a shit college about 15 minutes from Virginia Tech. One night while visiting Tech some friends and I were at a house party about a mile from my friend's dorm. At this party we get hammered, like really ham... more.

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Every now and then, when you’re watching TV, a commercial comes along that makes you laugh. And you can’t help it because they didn’t try to be funny, or racist, but accidentally became both. When viewing these, remember: we at Regretful Morning are not racist,... more.

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