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Mar 25, 2016

Evil Easter Bunny Destroys Everyone in its Path

We can all agree that the Easter Bunny is fucking evil. Giant rabbit breaks into your house, makes you hunt...

Mar 24, 2016

Man Arrested for Not Returning “Freddy Got Fingered” VHS Tape

A North Carolina man has been arrested for failing to return a 2002 VHS copy of Tom Green classic “Freddy...

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Mar 24, 2016

36 Serious Product Name Fails

The world is a diverse and wonderful place, and nowhere is that more evident than in product name differences around...

Mar 24, 2016

35 Snug, Curvy Pics of WWE Diva Trish Stratus

  WWE Appreciation Month continues here at Regretful Morning, and today’s Diva is a legend, Trish Stratus. After starting her...

Mar 23, 2016

Katt Williams Can’t Fight, Get His Shit Together

This morning, video went viral of comedian Katt Williams punching a teenager in the face, only to get immediately dropped...

Mar 23, 2016

Sushi Customer Leaves a 13-Foot Python as Tip

A man who got mad at the managers of a sushi restaurant left a 13-foot python in the middle of...

Mar 23, 2016

Rubiks Cube Juggling Guy Has the Internet Fooled

As Shakespeare once said … “Bullshit.” We call bullshit. There’s no way this Rubiks Cube juggling guy is doing what...

36 Pics of Kinky Keeley Hazell

If you’re a male between the ages of 16 and death, you know Keeley Hazell. Maybe Keeley’s not a household...

Mar 23, 2016

Sex Bunnies Delivering Adult Easter Eggs to New Yorkers

This week, it seems that some Easter bunnies like to fight. Others like to bump fuzzies. Because a group of...

Mar 22, 2016

Mall Easter Bunny Fights Angry Dad

This won’t help your children’s nightmares. A mall Easter Bunny was caught on camera fighting a dad whose child fell...

Mar 22, 2016

32 Slammin’ Pics of WWE Diva Lita

Wrestlemania is less than two weeks away, celebrating everything that rules about sports entertainment. Today is the first in our...

Mar 22, 2016

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Mar 21, 2016

The Worst Bootleg Products Yet (34 pics)

The world relies on China to make things quick for less money. But there’s a big difference between “inexpensive” and...

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Mar 21, 2016

Woman Cooks Bacon on AR-15 Rifle

Now THIS is how to cook bacon. Allison Schafer, the Queen of the Blue Ribbon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa,...

Mar 21, 2016

Superman Himself Proves That Glasses are a Sufficient Disguise

Henry Cavill aka “The Best Superman we’ve ever had, so suck my dick, Man of Steel-haters,” was tired of the...

Mar 18, 2016

35 Ring-Worthy Pics Of Rosie Roff

We don’t think much about ring girls. Rosie Roff may make us change our minds.  You know her as one...

Mar 17, 2016

Leprechaun Porn Viewing Expected to Grow 10,000% Today

Most people celebrate St. Paddy’s by drinking like a freshman asshole. But, according to research initiated by our friends at...

Finally, a Tampon That Holds Booze!

Smuggle Your Booze have created tampons that become a nice, convenient, altogether disgusting way to stow your pappy’s moonshine. (No,...

Mar 17, 2016

7 Minutes of St. Patrick’s Day Fails

Happy St. Paddy’s, everyone! If you celebrate the holiday like us, you’re already six-deep into a 30-rack of something classy...

Mar 17, 2016

36 St. Paddy’s Girls to Wax Your Shillelaghs

Beer snobs and alcoholics call St. Patrick’s Day “amateur hour.” We don’t mind the term, as long as they’re talking...

Mar 17, 2016

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Mar 16, 2016

Nude Female Leads Police on Highway Chase

A nude female driver led New Mexico deputies on a car chase near Santa Fe Saturday morning and it was...

Mar 16, 2016

Angry Customer Returns New Car Right through Dealership Doors

The customer is always right. Except for yesterday in Beijing, China, where an angry customer was so unsatisfied with the...

Mar 16, 2016

34 Pics of Stripped-Down Cinthia Fernandez

  Cinthia Fernandez is our hero. It’s not because of her sick curves. It’s not because she’s a former international...

Mar 16, 2016

Iowa Man Claims to be Allergic to Black People, Assaults a Black Man

Yup. You read that headline correctly. Captain Smiley up there is being charged with a hate crime because he’s taken...

Mar 15, 2016

A Big Mac is Tougher than Molten Copper

A YouTube user, “Tito4re” doused a Big Mac with molten copper, somewhat proving rumors about McDonald’s food, and how it...

Mar 15, 2016

Man Pranks Commuters with Loud Porn

A viral prank made it hard for Netherlands commuters to stand up, after they watched a man near them on...

Mar 15, 2016

40 Pics of Screen-Melting Jessa Hinton

Jessa Hinton was a “web babe” before the term was popular. Still just 31 years old, Jessa has been on...

Mar 14, 2016

Kellogg Now Offers Piss-Covered Rice Krispies

Kellogg says a criminal investigation is being conducted after an old video surfaced online showing a man pissing on Rice...

Mar 14, 2016

Nailed It! 29 Fail Pics for the Common Idiot

No matter how hard we try, we can’t avoid fail pics. It’s not even like we ask for them —...

Mar 14, 2016

Cat Rapper Brings Beat Box to the Litter Box

Moshow, a cat rapper — whose real name is Dwayne Molock — is a Portland, Oregon-based artist who raps mostly...

Mar 14, 2016

42 Pics of Baywatch Babe Carmen Electra

Thanks to Carmen Electra, Baywatch is the stuff of legend. A terrible TV show somehow became an international sensation, long...

Mar 12, 2016

40 Pics of Cybergirl Nicolette Shea

The internet is a wonderful place. We say it at least once a week, but this time we really mean...

Mar 11, 2016

Pizza Hut “Pi Day” Contest Starts Monday!

Want to earn 3.14 years of free pizza from Pizza Hut? All you have to do is answer three stupidly...

Mar 11, 2016

CRINGE-WORTHY: On-Air Sex Joke is Best Weather Segment is Years

Here’s a good piece of cringe for your Friday morning. Here, a Wisconsin weatherman makes the most awkward sex joke...

Mar 11, 2016

30 Pics Of Porn Queen Nyomi Banxxx

Talk about diversity! Nyomi Banxxx (with an extra “x” for “exciting”) is a true porn success. We don’t mean “diversity”...

Mar 10, 2016

Candy Crush Addiction Turns Deadly

A Philadelphia woman is in critical condition after being shot in both legs several times. According to investigators, the conflict...

Mar 10, 2016

Biggie Smalls 1989 Freestyle Still Owned All Challengers

To honor the anniversary of Biggie Smalls’ death, we wanted to look back at just how brilliant the notorious one...