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Jun 30, 2016

Motorcyclist Falls Off Overpass, Blames Trump

Okay, that was clickbait. But it would be pretty funny if this biker from Argentina somehow made this traffic fuckup...

Jun 30, 2016

22 of the Funniest Tweets We’ve Seen

A few years back, Dave Chappelle did a skit about what it would be like if the Internet was a...

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Jun 30, 2016

40 See-Through Pics of Girls in Yoga Pants

I once owned boat shoes, but never took them on a boat. The same goes for my golf hat and...

Jun 29, 2016

HUGE Brawl Erupts in Mexican Restaurant … Because of Salsa

That salsa must have kicked ass. That’s the only reason we can imagine for this huge brawl breaking out in...

Jun 29, 2016

20 REALLY Badly Timed Selfies

Selfies are one of the worst things ever to come from technology. But even for a shitty behavior like this,...

Jun 29, 2016

30 Jiggly Pics of Gemma Garrett

Most of the girls we feature here come from tropical climates. Makes sense, since we want to see them in...

Jun 28, 2016

Chinese Glass Bottom Bridge Tested for Strength, Insanity [VIDEO]

Brave volunteers and staff took a crack at the safety of a glass bottom bridge in China at the weekend...

20 Filthy Makeup Fails

As much as guys say they like “natural-looking” girls, we all know a little makeup can go a long way....

Jun 28, 2016

42 Hot Instagram Pictures of Ana Montana

For all you pervs hoping to see young pics of Miley Cyrus, shame on you. This is ANA Montana —...

Jun 28, 2016

15 Gross and Painful Fail Pics and GIFs

Have you ever seen painful fail pics and GIFs so nasty you just had to look away? No? We think...

Jun 27, 2016

Talking Parrot May Hold Key Information in Murder Case

Be careful when you shoot someone to death, because you never know who’s watching. Case in point: when an argument...

Jun 27, 2016

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Jun 27, 2016

Gum Spitting Girl Still Has Sick Sucking Skills

David Letterman’s “Stupid Human Tricks” made a lot of people famous for 15, maybe 20 seconds. But some of those...

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Jun 27, 2016

Swing Away: 28 Hot Girls in Baseball Jerseys

It’s time to up your ballgame, kids. We’re in the heart of baseball season, and every day the temp rises...

Jun 24, 2016

Overly Muscular Guys Make Us Uncomfortable (20 Pics)

Since we already covered curvy girls today, why not give the other half the spotlight? Why not post a gallery...

Jun 24, 2016

45 Seriously Curvy Pics of Ana Cheri

Remember when Playboy was cool? Ana Cheri sure does, since she appeared multiple times on the print and website versions...

Jun 23, 2016

NEW SERIES: Live from The Sh*tter, featuring Dan Scully

Regretful Morning is growing up, goddammit. First, we started being more selective with our content. Then we started making more...

Convicted Felon Tries to Throw His Own Shit at Judge

We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing...

Jun 23, 2016

28 Pics of Girls Going Down on Hot Dogs and Ice Cream

That was a fun headline to write. Mostly because of its simplicity — this is a gallery of girls going...

Jun 23, 2016

34 Luscious Pics of Paola Oliveira

Paola Oliveira is a Brazilian model, actress, social media celebrity, spokeswoman, and probably the best car salesman in history. In...

Jun 23, 2016

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Jun 22, 2016

Girl Fight Features Breasts as Weapons

Boobs are dangerous. They make men do insane things. They cause bar fights, infidelity and broken marriages. They give their...

Jun 22, 2016

They Grow Up So Fast: 21 Pics of Kids Holding Booze

We love kids. Not in the Penn State, Jared Fogle kinda way. But we think kids are a riot, especially...

Jun 22, 2016

38 Tight Bodies in Tight Dresses

Every day, we bring you the finest models and social media celebrities around. Today, we just couldn’t limit ourselves to...

Jun 21, 2016

Purse Snatcher Outs Himself on Live TV Broadcast

“Hey mom, look at me! I’m an asshole!” Well, you were an asshole before you became a purse snatcher, but...

Jun 21, 2016

Depth Perception: 28 Amazing 3D Tattoos

Everyone here at Regretful Morning has ink. But most of it is the “Shit, I wish they could cover this...

Jun 21, 2016

42 Fit and Fappable Pics of Pia Muehlenbeck

There was a stretch a few months ago when it seemed like every girl we featured was Australian. As great...

Jun 20, 2016

23 Embarrassing Boners in Bad Situations

Guys, you may want to turn away. This gallery of embarrassing boners is gonna bring back some bad memories. We’re...

Jun 20, 2016

Ping Pong Fall Proves All Sports Can Be Dangerous

Don’t be fooled by the small paddles and small people holding them — table tennis is a real sport, with...

Jun 20, 2016

48 Skin Deep Pics of Helga Lovekaty

We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a weird trend lately — apparently, Russian models don’t have bios. Helga...

Jun 20, 2016

Three Strange Food Stories to Ruin Your Day

Sometimes you gotta give assholes credit even though they are being assholes. Usually because their assholery is so damn creative...

Jun 17, 2016

Man Fights Tree. Tree Wins. (Video)

You know the story well. Man meets tree. Man loves tree. Man turns on tree. Man fights tree. Tree wins....

Jun 17, 2016

22 Infuriating Examples of Nerds and Hot Babes

God, we hate The Big Bang Theory. Because of that show, mediocre guys like us — you know, the ones...

Jun 17, 2016

35 Asian Bikini Girls to Kickoff Your Weekend

Every week, we receive a shit ton of email asking us to feature “X” girl or “Y” celebrity. We try...

Jun 16, 2016

16 Revolting Fast Food Fails

The world is full of fast food fails. Disgusting, ridiculous fails. I mean, come on … fast food is nasty....

Jun 16, 2016

Naked Man at Waffle House Plays with Sausage

Next time you’re out for breakfast, pass on the extra sausage. Because when you order that, you get a naked...

Jun 16, 2016

45 Mysteriously Hot Pics of Ekaterina Zueva

Russian model and yoga enthusiast Ekaterina Zueva is tough to describe. Not because we didn’t try to learn more about...

Jun 15, 2016

ThePornDude is the Web’s Premier Portal of Porn

Every week, we promise to deliver the pics, links and info you need to see. This may be the best...