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Jul 19, 2016

Put That Thing Away: 16 Disgusting Kissing Fails

Can we all agree that kissing is fucking stupid? Two people who like each other decide to take the second...

Jul 19, 2016

5 Tips to Handle a Heckler … On and Off the Stage

“Later tonight I am going to go home and jerk off to the memory of telling you to shut up....

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Jul 19, 2016

Librarian Fantasy? Try These 28 Girls Wearing Glasses

Are nerds still hot? A few years ago, The Big Bang Theory made everyone go nuts for big brains and...

Jul 18, 2016

Monday Regret: 24 Drunk Pics to Kill Your Weekend Hangover

So, how was YOUR weekend? At Regretful Morning, we don’t just pretend to be a bunch of drunk assholes for...

Jul 18, 2016

25 Tongue-Twisting Instagram Pics of Anastasiya Kvitko

Anastasiya Kvitko has a name most of us can’t spell, much less pronounce. But that’s not going to stop us...

Jul 18, 2016

Crazy lady sees a face in her dessert, assumes it’s God expressing sadness

Tallahassee resident Debra Mitchell was just minding her business one day, eating some key lime pie, when the unthinkable happened:...

Jul 15, 2016

Russian Biker Stands on Motorcycle at Full Speed

In today’s video, a Russian biker gives his comrades palpitations as he stands on his motorcycle at an easy 50mph....

25 Ways to Have Fun at Work on a Summer Friday

It’s Friday, kids! Time to start planning for the weekend. And that means pretending to look busy, keeping spreadsheets open...

Jul 15, 2016

25 Pics of Alex Blanco for Steamy Havana Nights

When the USA started mending fences with Cuba, everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief. But few people know just...

Jul 15, 2016

What’s Wrong with This Mystery Picture?

We admit it — we love figuring out a mystery picture. Cell phones missing on carpets. Cigars stuck in walls....

Jul 14, 2016

13 More Reasons to Never Trust Advertising

“Mad Men” ruined us. Because of those 1960s alcoholics, we now know to never trust advertising. And who could blame...

Jul 14, 2016

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Jul 14, 2016

Mount THIS: 30 Barely Covered Cowgirls for a Hot Summer Day

Yee haw! The dog days of summer are here, and that only means one thing — girls in shorter shorts,...

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Jul 13, 2016

Pervert Chokes His Chicken at KFC

Maybe this is why KFC keeps changing the Colonel. Because guys jerking off in fast food chicken restaurants is bad...

Jul 13, 2016

34 Super Powered Pics of Serinda Swan

— Serinda Swan is a Canadian actress, model and all-around hot celebrity. If you’re a geek like the rest of...

Jul 12, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The (e)X(cretion) Files

Dan Scully is back, and is ready to share a rapid fire dump on his favorite shitter, alongside a few...

Jul 12, 2016

21 Ridiculous T-Shirt Translation Fails

In theory, making a t-shirt isn’t hard. Grab a cheap cotton shirt, add a slogan, maybe throw in a funny...

Bounce this Czech! 40 Pics of Alina Lewis

Alina Lewis is model from the Czech Republic. Early on, she discovered her passion for business, art, and culture. But...

Jul 12, 2016

Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped at customs for the silliest of reasons

There are about a million reasons I can think of for a customs agent to stop the Red Hot Chili...

Jul 12, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: My Life as a Porn Theater Mop Guy

Chapter 1: A Unicorn Appears My path to being a paid comedian — a fact that still shocks me —...

Jul 11, 2016

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Jul 11, 2016

25 Vintage Cars to Jump Start Your Week

Most of the time, you want to look at boobs. And fat people falling. And fireworks exploding up people’s asses....

Jul 11, 2016

Call of Booty: 44 Squeezable Pics of Katya Elise Henry

Let’s start with the obvious — Katya Elise Henry has a FANTASTIC ass. It’s the stuff Kardashian dreams are made...

Jul 8, 2016

Man Cracks Head in our Second Magic Trick Fail of the Week

Earlier this week, we highlighted a televised magic trick that went horribly wrong. This trick isn’t nearly that good. In...

Jul 8, 2016

18 Hilarious Mugshots (incl. Real-Life Beavis and Crackhead Jesus!)

DNA is a funny thing. We all have it. For the most part, it’s all the same. But the slightest...

Jul 8, 2016

34 Cheer-Worthy Pics of Sarah Shahi

When you think of Iranian-Spanish NFL cheerleading actresses, there’s only one name that comes to mind — Sarah Shahi. Born...

Jul 7, 2016

Moped Crash Leads to 20-Foot Somersault

There’s an old joke — mopeds are like fat girls … tons of fun, but no one wants to be...

Jul 7, 2016

26 of the Best Dog Shaming Signs Ever

The internet is responsible for a lot of shitty things. Dog shaming signs are the exception. Sure, the web is...

Jul 7, 2016

32 Pics of Beautiful, Bouncy, Braless Girls

A long time ago, back in the ancient 1970s,  ton of women decided to “ban the bra,” choosing to let...

Jul 6, 2016

24 Vintage Magazines that Prove our Parents were Pervs

Next time you go visit grandpa, take a good long look at him. Because behind the sweaters, and velcro orthotics,...

Jul 6, 2016

45 Mysterious Instagram Pictures of Vicki Li

Here we go again — another week, another mystery model. Oh sure, it’s not like you all clicked the link...

Jul 6, 2016

Woman kicked out of Mexican restaurant for supporting Trump … or for other reasons

Meet Esther Levy, a 61-year-old vocal Trump supporter who claims that she was recently refused service at a Mexican eatery...

Jul 5, 2016

Polish Magician Impales Host on Live TV

A Polish morning TV host lived out a nightmare, as she was rushed to hospital after her hand was impaled...

Jul 5, 2016

24 Pics Taken RIGHT at the Moment of Impact

We’ve all been there — you just saw the most amazing shit, but you can’t get your phone ready fast...

Jul 5, 2016

40 Pics of Nikki Blackketter to Stow in Your Spank Bank

Nikki Blackketter is a model and fitness guru who posts workout and modeling advice on her self-titled YouTube channel, which...

Jul 4, 2016

5 People You Meet at the Bar

The beautiful thing about a bar is it allows you to mingle with all manner of society. In any bar,...

Jul 4, 2016

20 of the Stupidest Fireworks Fails Ever Seen

There’s something about parades, American flags and shitty beer that makes people want to act like jackasses every July 4....

Jul 4, 2016

26 Girls Wrapped in American Flags

Happy Fourth of July, friends. Before you head out to drink beer and blow shit up, take a few minutes...