Apr 27, 2016

Upskirt Pervert Forced to Eat Memory Card by Train Passenger

A Chinese woman has become a social media hero after she forced a man she caught taking upskirt photos to...

Apr 27, 2016

40 Dominant Pics of Kaylee Ricciardi

  Kaylee Ricciardi was born and raised in Boston, cut her modeling teeth in Colorado, and finally landed in the...

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Apr 26, 2016

Drunk Text Protection: Protect Your Privates is the App We All Need

Whether it’s a drunk text to your ex at 3am telling them how much you want them, or sending a...

Apr 26, 2016

Chicken Head Found in French Fast Food Meal

This is disgusting in any language. A French fast food diner found an intact chicken head in his fried combo...

Apr 26, 2016

35 Pics of Hardly Dressed Haylie Noire

We love newcomers. Haylie Noire has so many pics on the web, you’d think she was posing with her clothes...

Apr 25, 2016

15 Festive Cake Lettering Fails

You had one job, cake lettering person! But apparently, that wasn’t enough motivation to get your heads out of your...

Apr 25, 2016

Swampass and BO? Nivea Nose is the App for That!

People use smartphones to order a dinner, catch a cab and find a hot date. Nivea Nose wants to expand...

36 Pics of Abbie Cornish to Motivate Your Monday

We feature a lot of unique girls at Regretful Morning, but none as unique as Abbie Cornish. She’s a model,...

Apr 25, 2016

Female Ted Cruz Lookalike is Going to Star in a Porno

Searcy Hayes has the supreme misfortune of being a 21-year old female who looks remarkably similar to Ted Cruz, which...

Apr 25, 2016

Taser > Wannabe Thug [VIDEO]

Here’s a public service announcement to all wannabe thugs from your friends at Regretful Morning. A taser is harder than...

Apr 22, 2016

Dildo Drone is the Best Fake Invention Ever

Oh, we really wanted this one to be real. But even though it’s fake, we couldn’t not discuss the Dildo...

Apr 22, 2016

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Apr 22, 2016

25 Perfectly Timed TV Screen Caps

Let’s face it, DVR may be the best invention of the last 20 years. How else could we grab such...

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Apr 22, 2016

40 Perfect Pics of Paris Dylan

Paris Dylan is probably a made-up name. You know, a little Paris Hilton, a little Bob Dylan (she is a...

Apr 21, 2016

Lifesize Star Wars Vehicle Found in Australian Backyard

The Force is strong with this guy (and by Force, we mean virginity). Recently, a number of images were posted...

Apr 21, 2016

Little League Parents Fistfight Ruins Childhoods in Under 30 Seconds

It’s never easy watching children grow up. It’s more difficult watching them do it because asshole parents decide to get...

Apr 20, 2016

Atlanta Hawks Mascot Crushes Bird Balls on Railing

Right on the heels of our sports fail piece comes the best one this year — the Atlanta Hawks mascot...

New Zealand Cops Guilty of Burning Weed, Getting Entire Supermarket High AF

If you’re ever in New Zealand, be sure to buy your shit at New World. Because there, police believe in...

Apr 20, 2016

34 Badass Bongs for 4/20

I once knew a guy who had a bong made out of tuna cans. Another one involved a toy sheep...

Apr 19, 2016

McDonald’s to Offer Unlimited Fries (and other things fat people don’t care about)

Fat bastards rejoice! McDonald’s is testing the possibility of offering unlimited fries. That’s right, Crestor customers, the struggle was real,...

Apr 19, 2016

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Apr 19, 2016

Most Lethal MMA Knockout Ever?

This is the most vicious MMA knockout we’ve seen to date. Last week, MMA fighter Luis Sapo Santos decimated his...

Apr 19, 2016

45 Examples of Emily DiDonato Eye Candy

  Emily DiDonato is a busy woman. Modeling since childhood, she has become a regular mainstay in Vogue, Sports Illustrated...

Apr 18, 2016

Blood Spitting Woman Undergoes Exorcism on YouTube

A blood spitting woman is seen in this probably fake (but still creepy) footage of a beach exorcism. The young...

Apr 18, 2016

38 Red Hot Instagram Pics of Galina Dub

Unlike most of our models, a Google search for Galina Dub doesn’t turn up much information. Well, except for the...

Apr 18, 2016

Axl Rose is Now the Lead Singer of AC/DC and I Hate It

No no no no no no no. No. No no no. Fucking no. Absolutely not. No no no. NO. Are...

Apr 15, 2016

Scam IRS Collectors Get Clowned Hard for Tax Day

By now, we’ve all heard of the scam IRS calls that happen this time of year. Typically, they involved some...

Apr 15, 2016

Big Alligator Attacked and Eaten by Bigger Alligator

Several people in multiple locations at the 1,267-acre reserve saw the monster alligator chowing down on a (slightly) smaller one,...

Apr 15, 2016

32 Epic Sports Fails to Kick Off Your Weekend

Sports entertain us on so many levels. Some like the heroics. Some like the competition. Us? We like watching these...

Apr 14, 2016

20 Mismatched Couples That Prove Love is Blind, Deaf and Dumb

We already learned earlier today that love can make people oblivious. But that got us thinking about all the mismatched...

Apr 14, 2016

42 Perfect Pinups of Instagram Girl Rosie Ly

She sings, she dances, she models, and she’s got a great story about boning a friend in a rowboat. She’s...

Apr 14, 2016

Ghost Dog Chases Poltergeists from Home, Appears on Video

Mutley, a ghost dog of a regularly haunted English couple, is making the Internet rounds after seemingly chasing away the...

Apr 14, 2016

Drunk Couple Making Out Don’t See Robbery Just Inches Away

Love is blind. At least in Billings, Montana, where a surveillance tape shows a drunk couple so busy groping they...

Apr 13, 2016

Dumbass Photographer Nearly Shredded by Landing Plane

When Darwin made his predictions about natural selection, he never thought about photographers and a landing plane. Take for instance,...

Apr 13, 2016

Man Pours Boiling Water on Colleague for Stealing Hot Dog

A man has been sentenced to five-and-a-half-years in jail for pouring a bucket of boiling water over the head of...

Apr 13, 2016

20 Classic Billboard Ad Fails

Thanks to digital, the classic roadside billboard is becoming a thing of the past. But there are tons of them...

Apr 13, 2016

45 Crown-Worthy Instagram Pics of Olivia Jordan

  Olivia Jordan has competed in just about every beauty pageant in the world today. Miss USA? Check. Miss World?...

Apr 12, 2016

Fake Punk Singer with Fake Name Gives Dropkick to a Real Fan

The rule of the day is to not snap a selfie while fake punk band The Story So Far plays....