Mar 2, 2016

Katt Williams can’t stop being a total dingus

Is it really news anymore when Katt Williams gets arrested? I mean it’s happened what, 25 times now? It’s starting...

Mar 2, 2016

36 Pics of Angry Avril Lavigne

Oh, we’ve come a long way since “Sk8er Boi.” Just one look at Avril Lavigne will make you feel the...

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Mar 1, 2016

“Full House” Reboot is Fuller Because of Jodie Sweetin’s Breasts

Sad news for adult fans of “Fuller House” — Jodie Sweetin’s breasts stay covered throughout season one of the Netflix...

Mar 1, 2016

Memory Foam Mattress Remembers Woman’s Many Lonely Nights

Memory foam never forgets. Especially when you’re a woman stockpiling sex toys in bulk above your box spring. A UK...

Mar 1, 2016

Mummy Yachter Discovered Thousands of Miles from Home

The body of a German sailor has been discovered inside an abandoned vessel, making him the world’s first known mummy...

Mar 1, 2016

40 Instagram Pics Of Laci Kay Somers

  Instagram isn’t just for your sad little lunch pics, kids. Some people have taken the pic site and turned...

Mar 1, 2016

Trains Screaming Like People is the Funniest Thing for No Reason Whatsoever

We had a rough Monday, so we’re keeping it light this morning. But this 16-second video of trains screaming like...

Python Chills in Power Outlet, Starts Fire

Again with the snakes! This time, a man living in Australia found a python hiding behind the power outlet, after...

Feb 29, 2016

Ghost Appears at British Church in Broad Daylight

During the 1960s, St. Mary’s, a British Church in Clophill, was known as an epicenter of pretty the crazy ghost...

Feb 29, 2016

30 Pics of Ample Alison Tyler

Warning – dangerous curves ahead. While the entire world is up in arms over a plus-sized model in the pages...

Feb 26, 2016

Chinese Man Craps in Bucket on Public Bus (NSFW)

It must have been the #2 bus … heading downtown. Continuing our ongoing investigation of: Public bathroom stuff Weird Chinese...

Feb 26, 2016

Feb 26, 2016

29 Embarrassing Athlete Pics for Every Fan

Athletes are our heroes. We all wanted to be a professional athlete growing up, right? These pics might change your...

Feb 25, 2016

Bully Gets Ass Leveled by Kid Half His Size

Fight videos aren’t new. Fight videos of a bully pounded by someone aren’t new. This is a different type of...

Feb 25, 2016

Science Says Taco Bell is Healthy, Relatively Speaking

The Taco Bell dining experience is one of duality. On the one hand is the distinct pleasure of stuffing your...

Feb 25, 2016

42 Pics of Sinful Japanese Girls

Whenever we think of Japanese girls (and by “we” I mean “the maniacs that make up this audience) the same...

Feb 24, 2016

Our Favorite Facepalm Moments (22 Pics)

People are stupid. And we’re thrilled they keep giving us these facepalm moments. Without them, we’re out of a job....

Giant Anaconda Does NOT Want to be Touched

It’s kind of ironic how a Brazilian man just had a really close shave … after he found a giant...

Feb 24, 2016

Condom from 18th Century Scores Big Bucks, Major Nausea

Check your old wallets, guys. An 18th century condom made from sheep intestines scored a record price of $462 when...

Feb 24, 2016

Model Swallows 10-Foot Subway Sub in a Completely Non-Sexual Way

No, this isn’t a Jared story. Instead, Nela Zisser — a model, former Miss Earth New Zealand, and a recent...

Feb 24, 2016

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Feb 24, 2016

40 Pics of Phoenix Marie to Get You Rising

Phoenix Marie is one of today’s most loved porn stars. But, her amazing body, breasts and ass are only part...

Feb 23, 2016

12 Early April Fools Pranks to Make You Fear Your Friends

At Regretful Morning headquarters, every day is like April Fools Day. Pranks, scares, drinks, assaults — it’s all par for...

Feb 23, 2016

Homemade Credit Card WORKS! (for a few minutes, anyway)

It actually worked! A man’s homemade credit card is built from nothing but cardboard and VHS tape, and it frickin’...

Feb 23, 2016

38 Sexy Pigtail Girls to Grab Hold Of

Forget that beer gut, fellas. The REAL love handles are in the gallery you see here. Pigtail girls are back!...

Feb 23, 2016

Guy Changes His Name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger But at Least This isn’t a Political Thinkpiece

What’s in a name? Apparently nothing, according to London resident, Simon Smith, who had his name legally changed to Bacon...

Feb 22, 2016

Vintage Video Game Ads from the ’90s (38 Pics)

If you were alive during the 1990s — and by “alive” I mean “aware of your surroundings and not staining...

Feb 22, 2016

Dick Waffles Shafted from Taiwan Markets

A young food stand operator was given the shaft this past week when his penis-shaped waffle sausages were left limp ...

Feb 22, 2016

38 Pics of Snug and Sultry Leather Girls

Leather isn’t just for biker vests and bad jackets. Just ask this collection of leather girls, who want to show...

Feb 21, 2016

30 Pics of Short-Haired Girls for Long, Lonely Nights

Emma Watson. Kaley Cuoco. Edie Falco. (Okay, forget we mentioned the last one…) Other than two X-chromosomes, these ladies don’t...

Feb 20, 2016

28 Pics of Steamy, Soaked Hot Tub Girls

Winter is coming to an end, and soon we’ll have a metric ton of bikini babe pictures to short through....

Feb 19, 2016

Drunk Brazilian Monkey Continues Trend of Knife-Wielding Animals

This has been a banner week for knife-wielding animals. Only this time, it was a monkey. And it was loaded....

Feb 19, 2016

Road Rage Driver Ignores Tornado Near His Car

A Florida man is lucky to be alive, after avoiding a tornado thanks to a bout of serious road rage....

Feb 19, 2016

48 Pics of Tattooed Girls That Will Leave a Mark

There’s nothing more polarizing than tattooed girls. On one hand, you wonder why a beautiful creature would want to cover...

Feb 18, 2016

Gettin’ Naughty with Statues (32 Pics)

Statues deserve more credit. They just stand there … helpless … making things look better, and hoping to be appreciated...

Feb 18, 2016

Dad Pisses in Son’s Vape Juice, Claims “Tough Love”

Sometimes, a teen’s habit really can really piss off his parents. But in this one case, the parent pisses back...

Feb 18, 2016

Metal Fans: All Hail the Grindmother!

Let’s face it, out-of-place people enjoying heavy metal isn’t new to the internet. But The Grindmother is different. The four-piece...

Feb 17, 2016

Just Another Snapchat Compilation of Perfect Trick Shots

Will Andersen has just joined a growing community of YouTubers posting videos of trick shots that land items perfectly into...