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Aug 8, 2016

20 Pics of Gun-Toting Olympian Amber Hill

Amber Hill is just your typical, everyday girl. Until you find out she’s an Olympic favorite, and handles a 12-bore...

Aug 5, 2016

15 Stupidly Awful Snapchat Pics

Snapchat sucks. But people really love it, so we have to talk about it. But if you think for a...

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Aug 5, 2016

25 Sinful Short Haired Girls

Long hair can be a problem. It gets in your face during sex, it sheds in your food, and it...

Aug 4, 2016

Old Pervert Gets Caught Looking at Supermarket [VIDEO]

Who says senior citizens can’t learn new technology? Just look at this old pervert turning his iPhone data plan into...

Aug 4, 2016

22 Pics of Girls Groping Each Other

Girls are awesome. This we know. But some of their best moments don’t involve guys at all. In fact, we’d...

Aug 4, 2016

30 Beach-Worthy Pics of Brooke Evers

Okay, first, the details: Brooke Evers is an Australian television personality, model and DJ. She is best known as Zoo...

Aug 3, 2016

18 Ridiculous Examples of Pure Laziness

There’s a reason people hate the image of America. A lot of us are lazy slobs. And no matter how...

28 Girls in One-Piece Swimsuits

Look, we’ll come right out and say it — we love bikinis. But we also think more people need to...

Aug 3, 2016

Sorry, Sex Offenders. No Pokemon GO for you!

Anybody who’s anybody is playing Pokemon GO, the augmented reality game that sends its players on real world missions to...

Aug 3, 2016

Yes, This is a Video of a Man Fucking a Car

We love when headlines write themselves. Rather than give you a long, drawn out explanation of a video, this title...

Aug 2, 2016

A Healthy Dose of Instant Karma (18 Pics and GIFs)

Karma is a bitch. And she also makes her victims look like one. Just look at these pics for proof....

Aug 2, 2016

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Aug 2, 2016

26 Pics of Boob Genius Ashley Salazar

Most of the girls on these pages have great boobs, but very few know what to do with them. Ashley...

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Aug 1, 2016

Lets Black Out: A Guide to High-Potency, Low-Cost Drinking

You have a shitty job. You fall asleep alone every night with a mountain of student debt weighing on you....

Aug 1, 2016

20 Regretful Clubbing Fails

Thanks to perpetually bankrupt 50 Cent (remember him?) every lame ass frat guy suddenly thought he deserved to spend time...

Aug 1, 2016

30 Cleavage Pics for Motorboat Monday

Get your motors runnin! It’s Monday and chances are, you’re draggin ass getting out of bed. Maybe a little cleavage...

Jul 29, 2016

Go Ahead, Look Twice: 20 Nude Girls in Body Paint

Our bosses say we can’t have nude girls on Regretful Morning. We’re pissed, but may have found a loophole —...

28 Pics of Alana Blanchard to Get Your Surf Up

Alana Blanchard is an American professional surfer and model. She might also be the first surfer we’ve featured on these...

Jul 29, 2016

Live from the Shitter: Pinching a Political Loaf

Dan Scully has a lot of deep thoughts. And most of them come during the most personal, private part of...

Jul 28, 2016

18 Extreme Face Piercings for People Who Needed More Hugs as a Child

We usually like to cover hot people here. Like girls in lingerie. Or babes with great asses. But every now...

Jul 28, 2016

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Jul 28, 2016

25 Girls in Skimpy Lingerie

We love lingerie around here. Hell, we’ve covered it quite a bit on these pages. That’s because we’re guys who...

Jul 27, 2016

Something Isn’t Quite Right Here (21 Pics)

A picture is usually worth 1,000 words. But sometimes, a few grand more are needed to tell the story. Like...

Jul 27, 2016

27 Tight and Toned Pics of Jen Selter

With all the fitness models we have around here, you’d think we’d be in better shape. Maybe if we didn’t...

Jul 27, 2016

5 Dumb Things I’ve Learned During This Election Cycle

It’s official, two sentient pig-monsters are are the official leading candidates for President of the United States, and what can...

Jul 26, 2016

Whore Fight in Chinese Taxi Draws Huge Crowd, Exposes Tiny Thongs

Alright, by a show of hands, who wants to see a good whore fight? Yeah, we thought so… Honestly, we...

Jul 26, 2016

You Had One Job, Stupid: 18 More Home Design Fails

Houses shouldn’t be hard to build. But apparently they are. Otherwise, we wouldn’t receive hundreds of home design fails in...

Jul 26, 2016

24 Pics of Girls with Great Asses

What’s the first thing you notice about a girl? Her sparkling eyes? Her glowing personality? Liars. You stare at her...

Jul 25, 2016

22 Pics of People Saying “Fuck the Rules”

Who needs goddamn signs? It’s not like we care what they say. No parking? Handicapped only? No loitering? Fuck the...

Jul 25, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: The Quest for the Perfect Dong

The porn stores of the pre-high speed internet were a miraculous place. A true cross-section of American culture and society....

Jul 25, 2016

28 Flawless Pics of Juli Annee

We’re getting spoiled around here. That’s why we almost feel guilty for having a girl like Juli Annee on our...

Jul 22, 2016

Another 22 Creepy Photobombs to Ruin Your Friday

I feel like we just did a creepy photobombs post. You know what, it doesn’t matter. You guys keep submitting...

Jul 22, 2016

26 Barely Legal Pics of Alexis Ren

Here are the numbers you need to know for Alexis Ren: 19 and 5.6 million. The first is important, because...

Jul 21, 2016

Russian Guy Turns KFC into UFC with One Extra Crispy Punch [VIDEO]

It’s been a hell of a week for KFC. First, a pervert decides to use some chicken grease as lube,...

Jul 21, 2016

20 Nasty, Dirty, Truly Ugly Dogs

From hot girls with blue eyes to this? Well, as our good friends Enzo and Cass said on Monday Night...

Jul 21, 2016

32 Pics of Girls With Ridiculous Blue Eyes

We’re doing something different today. Usually, we’re good for “girls with round asses,” or “girls whose tits outweigh Tara Reid.”...

Jul 20, 2016

Bartender Pours 17 Jagerbomb Shots at Once

God bless the Germans — they make the most efficient things. Engines, electronics, bartenders, you name it. Yes, we said...

Jul 20, 2016

25 Thong-tastic Pics of Bruna Rangel Lima

— Bruna Rangel Lima is an internationally renowned fitness model known for her massive social media presence — at the...