May 23, 2016

The Top 100 Movie One Liners Ever Made

Thanks to Ah-nold, movie one liners are the best part of any action film, at least until there’s a badass...

May 23, 2016

20 of the Most Terrible Rock Band Pics Yet

Rock and roll is in trouble … thank god we still have the guys from yesteryear to laugh at in...

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May 23, 2016

TV Reporter Took a Crap on Innocent Family’s Front Lawn

A TV reporter was arrested after he allegedly took a crap on the front lawn of a home near a...

May 23, 2016

42 Ink-Soaked Pics of Brin Amberlee

We love tattooed girls like Brin Amberlee. Because, as inked as she is, it never feels like she’s trying to...

May 20, 2016

5 Ways to Pimp Your Yard this Summer

Since Summer is right around the corner we thought it’d be a good idea to give you some tips on...

May 20, 2016

Cheese Ball Machine Gun is the Perfect Toy for Everyone

Bored? Time on your hands? Why not head over to Costco and build your own cheese ball machine gun?  ...

May 20, 2016

24 of the Web’s Worst Cameltoe Pics for the Weekend

Cameltoe is everywhere. That’s because they’re awesome … at least most of the time. (Hell, there’s even advice for women...

30 “Oh Damn” Pics of Odette Annable

  Odette Annable isn’t exactly a name that rolls off the tongue. But after looking at her, you’ll certainly have...

May 20, 2016

Die, Hipsters! (and kill your stupid beard while you’re at it)

Hipsters suck. Artisan grilled cheese sucks. $10 beers suck. And so does anyone who has a horrible fucking beard. If...

May 19, 2016

Rat Parade! Two Dozen Rats Escape Restaurant Kitchen When Lights Go On

This video is simple: a rat infestation in a restaurant kitchen. When you’re done watching, you’ll need to shower. Trust...

May 19, 2016

40 Wet and Bouncy Pics of Tawny Jordan

Tawny Jordan is a beautiful, bouncy, big breasted model and celebrity hostess, with hundreds of magazine covers and public appearances...

May 19, 2016

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May 18, 2016

Asshole Clown Gives Innocent Man a Concussion, Now More Terrifying

Yep, it’s another reason to kill a clown. If you’re on the fence about these evil fucks, this video will...

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May 18, 2016

Meanwhile … in Asia (40 Pics)

We here at Regretful Morning embrace all cultures. But that doesn’t mean we’re not going to make fun of them...

May 18, 2016

35 Pieces of Nina Dobrev Eye Candy

  Nina Dobrev. Nikolina Konstantinova Dobreva. ???????? ????????????? ???????. It doesn’t matter what you call the steamy Bulgarian. Nina has...

May 18, 2016

Woman assaulted by “Free Hug Guy” after refusing to pay for hug

If you’ve never gone to Times Square in New York City, don’t. It’s a headache-inducingly bright tourist mecca that isn’t...

May 17, 2016

24 Holy and Hilarious Church Signs

Apparently, God loves us, even when we don’t give him any reason, like in this list of crappy church signs....

14 Photoshop Fails that Make Your Own Body Look Better

Photoshop is a great tool … especially if you spend hours each day clicking on Photoshop fails. Men and women....

May 16, 2016

Oh, Shit! Women CAN Get Pregnant from Anal Sex!

Doctors have proven our worst fear — it’s possible to get pregnant from anal sex. This was confirmed by Dr....

May 16, 2016

Sidewalk Sex Couple Bangs in Public, Interests No One

We love public sex videos. And this weekend, we learned to love the Chinese couple brazenly having sidewalk sex in...

May 16, 2016

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May 16, 2016

35 Pale and Perfect Pics of WWE Diva Paige

Paige is a two-time WWE Divas Champion and was the inaugural NXT Women’s Champion. She is the only person to...

May 13, 2016

Four Minutes of Matthew McConaughey Movie Noises

These days, we know Matthew McConaughey for his A-1 Hollywood roles, and for those godawful Lincoln commercials. But let’s look...

May 13, 2016

Tyson Fury Rant Confirms Boxing Champ is Insane

The world heavyweight boxing champ is at it again. And the latest Tyson Fury rant is an hour of fucked...

May 13, 2016

18 “No Fuckin Way We’re Doing This” Pics

People are brave. We get it, internet. There’s still no fuckin way we’re doing any of the things below. Whether...

May 13, 2016

34 Insta-Hot Pics of Antje Utgaard

Antje Utgaard is hot. This isn’t news — it’s not like we put ugly girls here every day. But how...

May 12, 2016

Dildo Planted in First-Time Flyer’s Luggage, Found by TSA

A bunch of shitty guys decided to play a prank on a first-time flyer in their group by having a...

May 12, 2016

Done Celebrating Mothers Day? Here’s 19 Mom Fails for the Maury Fans

Mothers Day was fun, but now it’s over. We can go back to remembering that not all mothers are saints,...

May 12, 2016

34 Beach-Ready Shots of Nicky Whelan

Nicky Whelan loves bikinis. And because of that, we love Nicky Whelan. Oh sure, she’s an accomplished actress and TV...

May 11, 2016

Woman Offers to Toss Host’s Salad on Live TV

Maybe Michael Strahan is leaving “Live” because Kelly Ripa never offered to toss his salad. However, on Fox 2 Detroit,...

May 11, 2016

42 Instagram Pics of Tianna Gregory

Thanks to social media Tianna Gregory has become more than just a model. Through Instagram, she has become a face...

May 11, 2016

Oh, Good: China Bans Sexy Banana-Eating Videos

In an effort to remove pornography from their otherwise perfect society, the Chinese government has officially made it illegal to...

May 10, 2016

35 Hot Shots of Tireless Teresa Palmer

  Teresa Palmer isn’t a household name. Yet. But if you think you haven’t seen her on screen, you’re wrong....

May 10, 2016

15 Random Funny Headstones for No Reason Whatsoever

We’d love to tell you there’s a reason we’re posting this headstones gallery today. Hell, we’d love to tell you...

May 10, 2016

Corn Power Drill Stunt Rips Out Woman’s Hair

Somehow, dangerous corn eating is a thing in China. It started with this, a guy who invented a corn power...

May 9, 2016

46 Pics of Internet Goddess Amanda Cerny

Amanda Cerny owns the internet. Period. She may also be a unicorn. (We’ll explain…) Her funny social media video series...

May 9, 2016

Romantic Movie Scenes Reenacted with Food

This is guaranteed to be the only video you watch today of romantic movie scenes reenacted with food. We guarantee...

May 9, 2016

20 MILF Pics that Prove People Don’t Know What a MILF is Anymore

Yesterday, we celebrated Mothers Day — a day to honor the first (only) women we truly loved. Today, we stop...