Sep 21, 2016

Man Kills Wasps, Security Deposit with Giant Torch [VIDEO]

Asians hate wasps. They’re white, play golf, and generally aren’t Buddhists. Oh… wait … these are the actual insects. Well,...

Sep 21, 2016

15 Perverted Pumpin’ Pumpkins

Pumpkins are nasty. But we don’t just mean their flavor (which IS nasty — keep it out of our fucking...

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Sep 21, 2016

30 Fabric-Filling Pics of Tracy Saenz

Tracy Saenz is a Mexican fashion model known for her sizable — ummm — social media presence. She is particularly...

Sep 20, 2016

KSU Girl Apologizes for Black Face Snap After Being Expelled (from NowThatsCollege.com)

In the grand history of entertainment, no one has ever succeeded with black face. Ever....

Sep 20, 2016

16 WTF Modified Cars

Most of the Regretful Morning staff have cool cars. Some of us have Jeeps. Others specced-out muscle cars. (Me? I...

Sep 20, 2016

28 Virginal Girls in Pure White Lingerie

White is the color of purity. But I don’t think the girls in this white lingerie gallery have too many...

Sep 19, 2016

Poopfarter Lobbies to be Corey Feldman’s Opening Act

Okay, I assume we’ve all seen the Corey Feldman video by now, right? It was nuts, but we think we’ve...

20 Grammar, Autocorrect and All-Around Word Fails

Apparently, English be hard. I mean, it’s not that difficult for us. Or is it? This gallery of grammar fails...

Sep 19, 2016

28 Barely Tamed Pics of Natalie B

Consider this your gateway drug to Natalie B. Because there are galleries of this girl out there WAY more intense...

Sep 19, 2016

16 Cheerleader Fails for a Football Weekend

Cheerleaders are useless. Sure, they’re usually hot. But do they really inspire their teams to win? Not likely. Especially after...

Sep 16, 2016

Harlem Guys Narrate Flies Having Sex [VIDEO]

Bugs are disgusting. They spit on their food to eat it. They hang out on piles of shit. They look...

Sep 16, 2016

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Sep 16, 2016

30 Mysterious Instagram Pics of Betsy Alvarez

We have no idea who Betsy Alvarez is. In fact, neither does Google. Our searches for her bio all turned...

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Sep 15, 2016

Half-Naked Girls DESTROYED by Ghost Pepper Challenge, Need Oxygen

Two girls decided to strip down to their bras and take the now-viral ghost pepper challenge. Just your typical afternoon...

Sep 15, 2016

20 Perfectly Timed Wedding Photobombs

We can all agree that weddings suck. While we’re at it, let’s also agree that wedding traditions also suck. Tuxedos....

Sep 15, 2016

28 Sexy Schoolgirls for #TBT

School is back in session! And where there’s books and classes, sexy schoolgirls aren’t far behind. Short skirts, pigtails, peekaboo...

Sep 14, 2016

Meth Addict Christians are the Worst [VIDEO]

Drugs are bad, kids. And, apparently, so is God. Just look at this video of a meth addict Christian woman...

15 Brutal Pics of Pissed Off Bulls

The Running of the Bulls is a time-honored tradition. It’s also a gathering of animal-hating, self-destructive assholes who get what...

Sep 14, 2016

25 Shirt-Stretching Pics of Molly Cavalli

Molly Cavalli is a Florida based porn star (yay!) and model (eh…). Molly has her own website, which is considered...

Sep 14, 2016

Dumbass Does Pool Jump from Top Floor Balcony [VIDEO]

We love stupid shit. Hell, it keeps us in business. But sometimes, these guys are just too fucked for words....

Sep 13, 2016

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Sep 13, 2016

20 All-New Fails from the People of Walmart

We can’t keep up with the people of Walmart trend. Every day, hundreds of new pics arrive in our inboxes,...

Sep 13, 2016

27 Hot Girls in Jeans

Fall is here. That means bikini season might be over, but it doesn’t mean we need to stop staring. As...

Sep 12, 2016

Mondays are a Shot to the Nuts (18 pics)

Fuck Monday. I know it’s cliche to bitch and moan about Monday, especially when Tuesday and Wednesday suck a fat...

Sep 12, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: Ankle Deep in Porn Shop Spunk

  At the porn shop, there are no popcorn or soda cups, but there will be drug paraphernalia, condoms and...

Sep 12, 2016

25 Pics of Mysterious Mexican Melanie Pavola

I know nothing about Melanie Pavola, but I AM intrigued by her. I mean, how many models would add “Mrs.”...

Sep 9, 2016

19 of the Best Celebrity Panty Flashes Around

To be 100% clear, we don’t like celebrities very much. They’re arrogant and meaningless. So, when they get embarrassed publicly,...

Sep 9, 2016

30 Red Hot Pics of Anastasiya Kvitko

We figured out why Putin and Obama had a staredown — Anastasiya Kvitko. They clearly want her for themselves. Though...

Sep 9, 2016

Happy 50th Anniversary to Everyone’s Favorite Space Show!

Fifty years ago the crew of the Millennium Enterprize set off into a galaxy far, far, away on a mission...

Sep 8, 2016

Murder Suspect Slips Handcuffs, Escapes Police Station

An escaped murder suspect, accused of killing a man for not holding a door open for a woman at a...

Sep 8, 2016

16 Stupid Product Fails

  There is a ton of cool shit out there for us to buy. Hoverboards and iPads and a shit...

Sep 8, 2016

30 Hot Fangirls for Thursday

  Nerd chicks are hot. Cosplay girls can be, too. But sometimes, it’s nice to just find a group of...

Sep 7, 2016

18 Stupid Animal Pics for Hump Day

By a show of hands, how many people thought this was a gallery of your ex-girlfriends? Nope, just stupid animal...

Sep 7, 2016

High Pressure Warning: 30 Pics of Yanet Garcia

Is it getting hot in here? That only means one thing — Yanet Garcia must be doing the weather. And...

Sep 7, 2016

Freddie Mercury is now officially an asteroid!

This year marks what would have been Freddie Mercury’s 70th birthday, and in a fashion true to the image of...

Sep 6, 2016

22 Insane, WTF Street Signs

People who make signs must be dumb, or prisoners … or both. Because most of them read like people threw...

Sep 6, 2016

Live from the Shitter: How to be a Dickhead

Our resident “dump artiste” Dan Scully is back in the latest edition of “Live from the Shitter” — now with...

Sep 6, 2016

Say Goodbye to Summer with 26 Hot Bikini Girls

Technically, summer doesn’t end until September 22. But once school starts, no one is thinking about beach parties and suntan...