Jul 27, 2016

5 Dumb Things I’ve Learned During This Election Cycle

It’s official, two sentient pig-monsters are are the official leading candidates for President of the United States, and what can...

Jul 26, 2016

Whore Fight in Chinese Taxi Draws Huge Crowd, Exposes Tiny Thongs

Alright, by a show of hands, who wants to see a good whore fight? Yeah, we thought so… Honestly, we...

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Jul 26, 2016

You Had One Job, Stupid: 18 More Home Design Fails

Houses shouldn’t be hard to build. But apparently they are. Otherwise, we wouldn’t receive hundreds of home design fails in...

Jul 26, 2016

24 Pics of Girls with Great Asses

What’s the first thing you notice about a girl? Her sparkling eyes? Her glowing personality? Liars. You stare at her...

Jul 25, 2016

22 Pics of People Saying “Fuck the Rules”

Who needs goddamn signs? It’s not like we care what they say. No parking? Handicapped only? No loitering? Fuck the...

Jul 25, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: The Quest for the Perfect Dong

The porn stores of the pre-high speed internet were a miraculous place. A true cross-section of American culture and society....

Jul 25, 2016

28 Flawless Pics of Juli Annee

We’re getting spoiled around here. That’s why we almost feel guilty for having a girl like Juli Annee on our...

Another 22 Creepy Photobombs to Ruin Your Friday

I feel like we just did a creepy photobombs post. You know what, it doesn’t matter. You guys keep submitting...

Jul 22, 2016

26 Barely Legal Pics of Alexis Ren

Here are the numbers you need to know for Alexis Ren: 19 and 5.6 million. The first is important, because...

Jul 22, 2016

Russian Guy Turns KFC into UFC with One Extra Crispy Punch [VIDEO]

It’s been a hell of a week for KFC. First, a pervert decides to use some chicken grease as lube,...

Jul 21, 2016

20 Nasty, Dirty, Truly Ugly Dogs

From hot girls with blue eyes to this? Well, as our good friends Enzo and Cass said on Monday Night...

Jul 21, 2016

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Jul 21, 2016

32 Pics of Girls With Ridiculous Blue Eyes

We’re doing something different today. Usually, we’re good for “girls with round asses,” or “girls whose tits outweigh Tara Reid.”...

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Jul 20, 2016

Bartender Pours 17 Jagerbomb Shots at Once

God bless the Germans — they make the most efficient things. Engines, electronics, bartenders, you name it. Yes, we said...

Jul 20, 2016

25 Thong-tastic Pics of Bruna Rangel Lima

— Bruna Rangel Lima is an internationally renowned fitness model known for her massive social media presence — at the...

Jul 19, 2016

Put That Thing Away: 16 Disgusting Kissing Fails

Can we all agree that kissing is fucking stupid? Two people who like each other decide to take the second...

Jul 19, 2016

5 Tips to Handle a Heckler … On and Off the Stage

“Later tonight I am going to go home and jerk off to the memory of telling you to shut up....

Librarian Fantasy? Try These 28 Girls Wearing Glasses

Are nerds still hot? A few years ago, The Big Bang Theory made everyone go nuts for big brains and...

Jul 19, 2016

Monday Regret: 24 Drunk Pics to Kill Your Weekend Hangover

So, how was YOUR weekend? At Regretful Morning, we don’t just pretend to be a bunch of drunk assholes for...

Jul 18, 2016

25 Tongue-Twisting Instagram Pics of Anastasiya Kvitko

Anastasiya Kvitko has a name most of us can’t spell, much less pronounce. But that’s not going to stop us...

Jul 18, 2016

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Jul 18, 2016

Crazy lady sees a face in her dessert, assumes it’s God expressing sadness

Tallahassee resident Debra Mitchell was just minding her business one day, eating some key lime pie, when the unthinkable happened:...

Jul 15, 2016

Russian Biker Stands on Motorcycle at Full Speed

In today’s video, a Russian biker gives his comrades palpitations as he stands on his motorcycle at an easy 50mph....

Jul 15, 2016

25 Ways to Have Fun at Work on a Summer Friday

It’s Friday, kids! Time to start planning for the weekend. And that means pretending to look busy, keeping spreadsheets open...

Jul 15, 2016

25 Pics of Alex Blanco for Steamy Havana Nights

When the USA started mending fences with Cuba, everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief. But few people know just...

Jul 14, 2016

What’s Wrong with This Mystery Picture?

We admit it — we love figuring out a mystery picture. Cell phones missing on carpets. Cigars stuck in walls....

Jul 14, 2016

13 More Reasons to Never Trust Advertising

“Mad Men” ruined us. Because of those 1960s alcoholics, we now know to never trust advertising. And who could blame...

Jul 14, 2016

Mount THIS: 30 Barely Covered Cowgirls for a Hot Summer Day

Yee haw! The dog days of summer are here, and that only means one thing — girls in shorter shorts,...

Jul 13, 2016

Pervert Chokes His Chicken at KFC

Maybe this is why KFC keeps changing the Colonel. Because guys jerking off in fast food chicken restaurants is bad...

Jul 13, 2016

34 Super Powered Pics of Serinda Swan

— Serinda Swan is a Canadian actress, model and all-around hot celebrity. If you’re a geek like the rest of...

Jul 12, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The (e)X(cretion) Files

Dan Scully is back, and is ready to share a rapid fire dump on his favorite shitter, alongside a few...

Jul 12, 2016

21 Ridiculous T-Shirt Translation Fails

In theory, making a t-shirt isn’t hard. Grab a cheap cotton shirt, add a slogan, maybe throw in a funny...

Jul 12, 2016

Bounce this Czech! 40 Pics of Alina Lewis

Alina Lewis is model from the Czech Republic. Early on, she discovered her passion for business, art, and culture. But...

Jul 12, 2016

Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped at customs for the silliest of reasons

There are about a million reasons I can think of for a customs agent to stop the Red Hot Chili...

Jul 11, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: My Life as a Porn Theater Mop Guy

Chapter 1: A Unicorn Appears My path to being a paid comedian — a fact that still shocks me —...

Jul 11, 2016

25 Vintage Cars to Jump Start Your Week

Most of the time, you want to look at boobs. And fat people falling. And fireworks exploding up people’s asses....

Jul 11, 2016

Call of Booty: 44 Squeezable Pics of Katya Elise Henry

Let’s start with the obvious — Katya Elise Henry has a FANTASTIC ass. It’s the stuff Kardashian dreams are made...

Jul 8, 2016

Man Cracks Head in our Second Magic Trick Fail of the Week

Earlier this week, we highlighted a televised magic trick that went horribly wrong. This trick isn’t nearly that good. In...