Jun 28, 2016

42 Hot Instagram Pictures of Ana Montana

For all you pervs hoping to see young pics of Miley Cyrus, shame on you. This is ANA Montana —...

Jun 27, 2016

15 Gross and Painful Fail Pics and GIFs

Have you ever seen painful fail pics and GIFs so nasty you just had to look away? No? We think...

Don't miss these posts
  • Advertisement

Jun 27, 2016

Talking Parrot May Hold Key Information in Murder Case

Be careful when you shoot someone to death, because you never know who’s watching. Case in point: when an argument...

Jun 27, 2016

Gum Spitting Girl Still Has Sick Sucking Skills

David Letterman’s “Stupid Human Tricks” made a lot of people famous for 15, maybe 20 seconds. But some of those...

Jun 27, 2016

Swing Away: 28 Hot Girls in Baseball Jerseys

It’s time to up your ballgame, kids. We’re in the heart of baseball season, and every day the temp rises...

Jun 24, 2016

Overly Muscular Guys Make Us Uncomfortable (20 Pics)

Since we already covered curvy girls today, why not give the other half the spotlight? Why not post a gallery...

Jun 24, 2016

45 Seriously Curvy Pics of Ana Cheri

Remember when Playboy was cool? Ana Cheri sure does, since she appeared multiple times on the print and website versions...

NEW SERIES: Live from The Sh*tter, featuring Dan Scully

Regretful Morning is growing up, goddammit. First, we started being more selective with our content. Then we started making more...

Jun 23, 2016

Convicted Felon Tries to Throw His Own Shit at Judge

We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing...

Jun 23, 2016

28 Pics of Girls Going Down on Hot Dogs and Ice Cream

That was a fun headline to write. Mostly because of its simplicity — this is a gallery of girls going...

Jun 23, 2016

34 Luscious Pics of Paola Oliveira

Paola Oliveira is a Brazilian model, actress, social media celebrity, spokeswoman, and probably the best car salesman in history. In...

Jun 23, 2016

  • advertisement

Jun 22, 2016

Girl Fight Features Breasts as Weapons

Boobs are dangerous. They make men do insane things. They cause bar fights, infidelity and broken marriages. They give their...

  • advertisement

Jun 22, 2016

They Grow Up So Fast: 21 Pics of Kids Holding Booze

We love kids. Not in the Penn State, Jared Fogle kinda way. But we think kids are a riot, especially...

Jun 22, 2016

38 Tight Bodies in Tight Dresses

Every day, we bring you the finest models and social media celebrities around. Today, we just couldn’t limit ourselves to...

Jun 21, 2016

Purse Snatcher Outs Himself on Live TV Broadcast

“Hey mom, look at me! I’m an asshole!” Well, you were an asshole before you became a purse snatcher, but...

Jun 21, 2016

Depth Perception: 28 Amazing 3D Tattoos

Everyone here at Regretful Morning has ink. But most of it is the “Shit, I wish they could cover this...

42 Fit and Fappable Pics of Pia Muehlenbeck

There was a stretch a few months ago when it seemed like every girl we featured was Australian. As great...

Jun 21, 2016

23 Embarrassing Boners in Bad Situations

Guys, you may want to turn away. This gallery of embarrassing boners is gonna bring back some bad memories. We’re...

Jun 20, 2016

Ping Pong Fall Proves All Sports Can Be Dangerous

Don’t be fooled by the small paddles and small people holding them — table tennis is a real sport, with...

Jun 20, 2016

  • adveritsement

Jun 20, 2016

48 Skin Deep Pics of Helga Lovekaty

We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s a weird trend lately — apparently, Russian models don’t have bios. Helga...

Jun 20, 2016

Three Strange Food Stories to Ruin Your Day

Sometimes you gotta give assholes credit even though they are being assholes. Usually because their assholery is so damn creative...

Jun 17, 2016

Man Fights Tree. Tree Wins. (Video)

You know the story well. Man meets tree. Man loves tree. Man turns on tree. Man fights tree. Tree wins....

Jun 17, 2016

22 Infuriating Examples of Nerds and Hot Babes

God, we hate The Big Bang Theory. Because of that show, mediocre guys like us — you know, the ones...

Jun 17, 2016

35 Asian Bikini Girls to Kickoff Your Weekend

Every week, we receive a shit ton of email asking us to feature “X” girl or “Y” celebrity. We try...

Jun 16, 2016

16 Revolting Fast Food Fails

The world is full of fast food fails. Disgusting, ridiculous fails. I mean, come on … fast food is nasty....

Jun 16, 2016

Naked Man at Waffle House Plays with Sausage

Next time you’re out for breakfast, pass on the extra sausage. Because when you order that, you get a naked...

Jun 16, 2016

45 Mysteriously Hot Pics of Ekaterina Zueva

Russian model and yoga enthusiast Ekaterina Zueva is tough to describe. Not because we didn’t try to learn more about...

Jun 15, 2016

ThePornDude is the Web’s Premier Portal of Porn

Every week, we promise to deliver the pics, links and info you need to see. This may be the best...

Jun 15, 2016

We Love Watching Dumbasses Getting Beatings. So Here’s Another Good One!

The internet is good for three things: Porn, animals and guys getting legit beatings on film. (Often all three happen...

Jun 15, 2016

44 Non-Family Friendly Pics of Maitland Ward

You may not know it, but Maitland Ward was a big part of your childhood. That is, if you ever...

Jun 15, 2016

5 Things to Remember When You’re Arguing About Guns This Week

Another day, another senseless shooting. Such is life here in the good old US of A, and as is expected,...

Jun 14, 2016

16 Graduation Fails for a Brighter Future

It’s that time of year again. School’s over. Caps are in the air. And at least one of your classmates...

Jun 14, 2016

44 Award-Winning Pics of Emma Hernan

Emma Hernan is best known as Miss COED January 2015 and Fantasy Sport’s “Babe of the Day.” But we really...

Jun 13, 2016

Deal of the Week – Automatic Pop Up Tent

It’s time for deal of the week, and this time it’s just in time for camping season. I want you...

Jun 13, 2016

Stupidly Bad Neighbors Video Compilation (Possibly NSFW)

This might be old. We don’t care. Bad neighbors deserve to be called out again and again. And, after a...

Jun 13, 2016

22 Brutal Social Media Burns

It’s hard to believe that there was a time before social media. Of course, it’s even harder to believe there...