May 4, 2016

Woman Has Biggest Hard Nipples Seen on TV Since “Friends”

Sometimes, a headline is all you need. Because we have no idea what the hell is going on in this...

May 4, 2016

20 of the Worst Band Tattoos Ever Seen

Summer is coming. And that means outdoor music festivals are right around the corner. And THAT means we’ll soon be...

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May 4, 2016

40 Animal-Friendly Pics of Renee Somerfield

Renee Somerfield — not a household name just yet. But like so many Regretful Morning girls, you’ve probably seen her...

May 3, 2016

Motorcycle Nearly Decapitates Dumbass Wearing Earbuds

Jaywalking is illegal for a reason, kids. Especially when you’re nearly killed by a motorcycle because you’re a douche wearing...

May 3, 2016

Watermelon Crushed by Woman’s Thighs

Kortney Olson, a personal trainer from Australia, is going viral, simply by crushing a rock solid watermelon between her ridiculously...

May 3, 2016

33 Pics of Brazilian Beauty Ildi Silva

  Ildi Silva might just be the hottest woman in Brazil, a country known for having the world’s hottest women....

May 2, 2016

A-Rod Invents, Perfects the Crotch Bat Maneuver

The New York Yankees kinda suck these days, which has most of America pretty happy. But they HAVE cornered the...

Pizza Box Made from Pizza Just Blew Your Mind

Pizza is the best, but the pizza box is long overdue for a revamp. Your time has come, people. Brooklyn’s...

May 2, 2016

23 of the Worst Prom Couples Ever

It’s May — which means that prom season is here! For most of us, this means rented tuxedos, overpriced dresses,...

May 2, 2016

42 Ample Instagram Pics of Devin Brugman

  Devin Brugman has mastered the art of bikini modeling. Her natural curves have made her an Instagram celebrity and...

May 2, 2016

Subway Sex Couple Entertains Barcelona Commuters (NSFW)

This subway sex couple gives a whole new meaning to doing it down below. This Barcelona couple was filmed having...

Apr 29, 2016

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Apr 29, 2016

38 Instagram Pics of Joy Corrigan to Make You Happy in the Pants

Joy Corrigan is another Instagram star with a mysterious background. Unlike so many of our girls, Joy is content to...

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Apr 29, 2016

5 Awful People Who Absolutely Need to Die

Let’s be honest. Human beings are selfish consumers by nature, and the rate at which we are consuming is surpassed...

Apr 28, 2016

16 Slightly Sexist Beer Ads

Today, beer ads are all about men. This is because the classic ads from long ago were entirely against women....

Apr 28, 2016

#TBT Viral Video – The Grape Lady Falls

Today’s video celebrates #throwbackthursday, we revisit one of the most classic on-air fails in modern history – the grape lady...

Apr 28, 2016

World Champ Tyson Fury Hates Boxing, Loves Being Fat and Talking Shit

Boxing world champ Tyson Fury put on one of the best press conferences we’ve ever seen to promote his rematch...

35 Most Desirable Pics of Blake Lively

“Most Desirable” … “Most influential”¬† … “Most Beautiful” — not bad titles for any girl to achieve. But it’s just...

Apr 28, 2016

Upskirt Pervert Forced to Eat Memory Card by Train Passenger

A Chinese woman has become a social media hero after she forced a man she caught taking upskirt photos to...

Apr 27, 2016

40 Dominant Pics of Kaylee Ricciardi

  Kaylee Ricciardi was born and raised in Boston, cut her modeling teeth in Colorado, and finally landed in the...

Apr 27, 2016

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Apr 26, 2016

Drunk Text Protection: Protect Your Privates is the App We All Need

Whether it’s a drunk text to your ex at 3am telling them how much you want them, or sending a...

Apr 26, 2016

Chicken Head Found in French Fast Food Meal

This is disgusting in any language. A French fast food diner found an intact chicken head in his fried combo...

Apr 26, 2016

35 Pics of Hardly Dressed Haylie Noire

We love newcomers. Haylie Noire has so many pics on the web, you’d think she was posing with her clothes...

Apr 25, 2016

15 Festive Cake Lettering Fails

You had one job, cake lettering person! But apparently, that wasn’t enough motivation to get your heads out of your...

Apr 25, 2016

Swampass and BO? Nivea Nose is the App for That!

People use smartphones to order a dinner, catch a cab and find a hot date. Nivea Nose wants to expand...

Apr 25, 2016

36 Pics of Abbie Cornish to Motivate Your Monday

We feature a lot of unique girls at Regretful Morning, but none as unique as Abbie Cornish. She’s a model,...

Apr 25, 2016

Female Ted Cruz Lookalike is Going to Star in a Porno

Searcy Hayes has the supreme misfortune of being a 21-year old female who looks remarkably similar to Ted Cruz, which...

Apr 22, 2016

Taser > Wannabe Thug [VIDEO]

Here’s a public service announcement to all wannabe thugs from your friends at Regretful Morning. A taser is harder than...

Apr 22, 2016

Dildo Drone is the Best Fake Invention Ever

Oh, we really wanted this one to be real. But even though it’s fake, we couldn’t not discuss the Dildo...

Apr 22, 2016

25 Perfectly Timed TV Screen Caps

Let’s face it, DVR may be the best invention of the last 20 years. How else could we grab such...

Apr 22, 2016

40 Perfect Pics of Paris Dylan

Paris Dylan is probably a made-up name. You know, a little Paris Hilton, a little Bob Dylan (she is a...

Apr 21, 2016

Lifesize Star Wars Vehicle Found in Australian Backyard

The Force is strong with this guy (and by Force, we mean virginity). Recently, a number of images were posted...

Apr 21, 2016

Little League Parents Fistfight Ruins Childhoods in Under 30 Seconds

It’s never easy watching children grow up. It’s more difficult watching them do it because asshole parents decide to get...

Apr 20, 2016

Atlanta Hawks Mascot Crushes Bird Balls on Railing

Right on the heels of our sports fail piece comes the best one this year — the Atlanta Hawks mascot...

Apr 20, 2016

New Zealand Cops Guilty of Burning Weed, Getting Entire Supermarket High AF

If you’re ever in New Zealand, be sure to buy your shit at New World. Because there, police believe in...

Apr 19, 2016

34 Badass Bongs for 4/20

I once knew a guy who had a bong made out of tuna cans. Another one involved a toy sheep...

Apr 19, 2016

McDonald’s to Offer Unlimited Fries (and other things fat people don’t care about)

Fat bastards rejoice! McDonald’s is testing the possibility of offering unlimited fries. That’s right, Crestor customers, the struggle was real,...