If you check the popularity of the keyword booty, you will always see that it's right next to "big black booty" in the search index.  White booty is like 15 keywords down the page where no one will ever look (except for us).   And that's a shame, because these yo... more.

If I were a parent in Romania, I'd be wishing that my kid didn't piss one of these little shitheads off.  Apparently their dad has had them training since age 2. ... more.

This is what it looks like when the internet does something nice for humanity.  You're welcome humans. - The Internet [flv:http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Sofia-Vergara.mp4 580 350]... more.

Who wants to try my peanut butter and chopped up genital brittle?  *Golf clap* even though it was probably accidental.... more.

Happy Friday boys and girls.  As always, we like to finish the week with some images that will leave you confused, yet uplifted.  Some will be NSFW, this is your only warning.... more.

This is Kimmy.  And even though Kimmy is hot as fuck, I keep saying her name "KIMMAH!"  Damn you to hell South Park!  Got us thinking of retards mid-fap.  Regarding Kimmy, I only know that she models for Alluring Vixens. 8 Most Amazing Pay It Forward Chains -... more.

March is women's history month.  A Fox affiliate in Connecticut was covering an event that looked at what women have accomplished.  The liberating piece was destroyed by a cameraman who only filmed tits. Even the news anchor is at a loss. ... more.

Won't be long now before machines tell you this on purpose.... more.

I'm too tired to think of something witty to say about these funny animals.  Here are some GIFs.... more.

So I just did some Googling to try to find Miss Marie's Twitter account. Instead I found a Model Mayhem page of another girl with the same name. One of the first pictures in her portfolio was a leg spread hairy beaver shot. And now I'm sitting here, wondering what I... more.