You ain't goin' up but you be gettin' high, white gurl.... more.

We're about due for some Florida news and this week won't disappoint. 44-year-old Michael Johnston was having a grand old time sucking down Colt 45s with one of his friends. After having eight drinks (allegedly) the two men decided to start firing off some weapons. ... more.

Good morning. This week's lower back tattoo is brought to you by a talented young lady who goes by "Cassie Courtland." I noticed Cassie when I was flipping through Cinemax late one night (for science) and I stumbled across a movie called "OC Confidential." Cassie go... more.

At some point you've gotta just give up.  Thumbs up for going to commercial, next time try to think of that a little sooner. ... more.

Gotta learn about the birds and the bees someday.  What better way to ease them into it? ... more.

It's time for another dump of Expectation vs Reality pics. Having Dreadlocks Harley Owners Getting In Shape For The Summer Dating Curvy Women Being A Firefighter Becoming An Artist Getting Out Of The Pool Lesbians ... more.

These young ladies look good in their undergarments.  Probably better without any garments, but I'm not complaining. Since it's Monday, here is your useless trivia factoid. Today, 4/22 (1564), William Shakespeare born. Now you can look cool in your Monday meeting. ... more.

If you're out of bar and you've had too much to drink, the two things you usually look for are a ride home and some food. This guy found a way to combine them while doing some good deeds along the way. ... more.

Damn, look at her rock it on all fours. ... more.

For the last week my Facebook feed has been full of people sharing this video with comments like "OMG, so true!" or "You are much more beautiful than you think!"  I don't want to be the buzzkill or the Debbie Downer, but let's be honest - this is simply a commercia... more.