Never blame your lack of load firing ability on a pre-sex fap session. [via reddit]... more

This is why you should never overload your Firefox tabs.  Moms never knock, or if they do, they give it two quick knocks as they're already opening the door.... more

Not in the kitchen?  That's almost like dividing by zero.... more

Oh troll dad, how many lives hath thou ruined?... more

It's science.... more

Has anyone ever noticed that when girls are kinda of ugly early on, they become way more slutty when they finally get hot?  It's called Ugly Duck Syndrome or something.... more

Counter it bro.... more

Obviously she still wants you to pick up some milk...... more

Girls with issues, buy the most.  Get it?  Sorry, that was my only joke attempt for the day.  Since we're semi on the subject of daddy issues, how bout that Tila Tequila sex tape?  At one time I would have cut off a limb to watch this little spark plug get f*cked.... more

We're about to have another gay bonding moment. Yea I like this song, it's true, but holy shit it gets repetitive.  ... more