Unless you're at a point where your GF can break wind in front of you like it ain't no thang, then there is a good chance that seeing one of her giant turds will mess you up.... more

I think the first time I heard this joke I was in first grade. It's nice to see it's been revisited with a touch of troll.... more

Buying condoms is always awkward.  Keep this gem in your back pocket for when you find yourself face to face with a decent looking checkout girl.... more

A fire drill is cake compared to having to do a presentation.... more

Next question: What happens when he puts it in your butt?... more

And before any of you try to tell me that a fleshlight isn't as good as a real girlfriend, I'd advice you to test one out first.  Just try not to spunk inside, they're kind of a bitch to clean.... more

Another day, another silly bitch on Facebook thinking that her duck face is attractive.    ... more

Never blame your lack of load firing ability on a pre-sex fap session. [via reddit]... more

This is why you should never overload your Firefox tabs.  Moms never knock, or if they do, they give it two quick knocks as they're already opening the door.... more

Not in the kitchen?  That's almost like dividing by zero.... more