Buying condoms is always awkward.  Keep this gem in your back pocket for when you find yourself face to face with a decent looking checkout girl.... more ».

A fire drill is cake compared to having to do a presentation.... more ».

Next question: What happens when he puts it in your butt?... more ».

And before any of you try to tell me that a fleshlight isn't as good as a real girlfriend, I'd advice you to test one out first.  Just try not to spunk inside, they're kind of a bitch to clean.... more ».

Another day, another silly bitch on Facebook thinking that her duck face is attractive.    ... more ».

Never blame your lack of load firing ability on a pre-sex fap session. [via reddit]... more ».

This is why you should never overload your Firefox tabs.  Moms never knock, or if they do, they give it two quick knocks as they're already opening the door.... more ».

Not in the kitchen?  That's almost like dividing by zero.... more ».

Oh troll dad, how many lives hath thou ruined?... more ».

It's science.... more ».