But now granny has to explain that she wasn't fighting with grandpa when you walked in on them.... more

Pay attention teachers.... more

You can't have babies without baby batter.... more

Anesthesia makes you say the darndest things.... more

Mystery: A bikini and underwear cover about the same amount of real estate on the female body.  Yet if you see a random girl in her bra, she'll scramble to cover up.  Well, unless you're in like a frat house or something.  Those girls know that everyone's already... more

This is why I couldn't do tech support.  They day someone calls and complains about not being able to play Farmville is the day I go postal.... more

It's always best to use a live demo...... more

On Sunday's we post rage comics.  This week's rage about how ridiculously knotted the Christmas lights get every single year.  And even though you've been given a reminder, you know you're going to just unplug everything and hurl it in a box come the first week in... more

That's why you don't drink Santa's Milk, dad.... more

Should've just answered the question teach, now someone's mother is going to need a therapist.... more