What Happens in Freemont…
July 21, 2008
Name: Sheila (Alias)
Age: 24
It is I Sheila, back with another regretful morning tale from the dark…
A few summers ago my cousins, and I took a road trip to Fremont Street just outside of Las Vegas, we call it “Ghetto Vegas”. We booked a room at the Golden Nugget. As soon as we arrived, we started drinking pretty heavily. Just as before, apply make-up, shot, curl hair, beer chug, you get the idea…
Samantha’s sleep-over
June 6, 2008
Name: Samantha
Age: 19
One night I got ready to go to a party at my boyfriend’s
fraternity house. I am good friends with most of his brothers (actually
my best friend is his fraternity brother).
That night I got really drunk and sat in my friend’s room and talked
for hours (you know that talking you do when you’re so hammered that
you either talk or sleep).
Chelsey shows some cheek
May 25, 2008
Name: Chelsey
Age: 19
One night my roommate and I went to her friends house where he was having a pool party. Everyone was drinking and having a good time when someone had the great idea of skinny dipping. At first I didn’t want to but I said I would do it if my roommate did. Well she had more to drink than me I guess because she hopped in after about 5 minutes.
When tables turn
May 12, 2008
Name: Sarah
Age: 21
So the night starts out with my roomie (Nicole) and myself at a club. It started as a regular night, drinking, searching for cute guys, and talking about randomness. Well, we get to the back part of the club and I look up on this balcony and see a really cool bar and couch area and I of course want to go up there. So I walk up to the bouncer and ask him how I go about getting up there.
Bouncer: It is for VIP only
Me: Well I have never been here before and it would be really cool to go up there and have a good time.
Bouncer: Go talk to the guy in the DJ booth
Me: Hey I was wondering how I get up in the VIP area?
Guy in dj booth: Who are you here with?
Me: (pointing to Nicole) the hot red head over there.
Guy: Here take theses bracelets and VIP cards and head on up, oh and be sure to come back later for some shots.
Me: thanks, oh and we will!
The Gas Station Sprint
May 6, 2008
Name: Rachel
Age: 23
So I went out for dinner and drinks with the guy I was dating on a Thursday night. After dinner we decided to go back to his place to watch a movie. He agreed he would take me home afterwards since I had to be up at 6am for work the next morning.
Sleezy Susie’s
May 3, 2008
Name: Sara
Age: 21
Probably the best walk of shame was not mine, but I was present for it. I woke up one morning in a frat house to the loud sound of one of the frat guys announcing something over a speaker system.
The Lingerie Stumble
April 29, 2008
One morning I woke up at the frat house ready to leave, when I realized that all I had on was lingerie (the night before it had been a lingerie party). Shiiiiiit! I couldn’t walk home in that. Mind you I walked to the frat house wearing that (but it was dark and I was drunk) so that doesn’t count. So I wake up the guy I had stayed with and asked him if I could borrow clothes. He throws me a pair of sweats. So I put them on and head out the door.
As I am walking out I look at what I am wearing and realize that his Greek letters are written across the sweatshirt and down the side of the pants…Really? Hmmm, I wonder where I stayed the night last night? So I try to cover the letters and run back to my dorm as fast as possible.
Twins in the Tub
April 25, 2008
This one is from Megs. You’re a filthy girl, and I owe you breakfast.
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Name: Megs
Age: 20
My roommate and I were dating two guys who were twins. One night after a football game we all went back to their house for some drinks and hot tubbing. It was actually their parents house but they were out of town so we decided to make the most of it.
The Greek Circle
April 22, 2008
I’d like to take this time to personally salute another mistress of morning mayham.
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Ok so this frathouse I stayed the night at is in a coldisac area with like 4 others. So when you leave you walk past all of the other houses… Yeah, you can see where this is going.
Parents Weekend
April 17, 2008
Name: Sarah
Age: 20
So my roomie and I go to a house party where we proceed to do many, many keg stands, which renders us unable to drive home. So we crash the night. The next morning we wake up, get driven home, and dropped off right in the center of the school campus a good 50 yards from our dorm. So we get out of the car and proceed to walk, now it is important to understand what we look like.
