Maury is awesome
Whenever you think your family sucks, or life is f*cked up, I just watch a Maury highlight reel. Once thing that I really enjoy is how they’ve had… Read More
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How to make a Sonic employee fall in love with you
Giorgio has the voice of an angel and the appetite of elephant. Add those together and you’ve got yourself a musical drive thru and a giggling Sonic… Read More
Crab pulls his own claw off like a boss
The last time you hurt your arm in a fist fight, you limped home and your mom bandaged you up. In the crap world you would be considered a pussy…. Read More
Elephant destroys a moron
List of ideas that aren’t very bright: Waving branches at a 10k pound elephant and then trying to pet it. God I love when animals own… Read More
Cat bitch slaps alligator into submission
A large alligator comes to shore in order to grab some leftover chicken. A territorial cat just won’t have it, and throws a few right hooks at the… Read More
Zebra bites fat chick
I bet you thought you’d never see a zebra attack a whale. Well, prepare to have your mind blown. *Steve Irwin Voice* Now roit here, the zebra sees… Read More
Best spelling bee troll of all time
If someone asked me the best way to troll a spelling bee, I’d simply play this video. She could have saved him a lot of time by saying “Hellon” a… Read More
Trolling on the farm
Farm animals are pretty awesome. They don’t have to deal with shit head kids getting up in their grill and tapping the glass of their house… Read More
Little dog has closest call of his life
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got on an elevator with your dog, and realized too late that he was on the other side of the door… Read More
Drunk crane operator destroys fighter jet
Heavy equipment operators get paid a pretty good salary and here’s an example of why. If you don’t fork out the big bucks for someone who knows wtf… Read More
Crying baby is fascinated by motorboat sound
This miniature alien was crying about whatever because that’s what babies do. And since dad would rather not change a full diaper, he learned… Read More
Failed sledding stunt almost snaps kid’s neck
This kid tries to jump over his buddy’s who come flying down a hill on their sled. Sadly, he jumps worse than Woody Harrelson and quickly found… Read More
Spider trolls NASA launch
A spider cruises across the monitor during a rocket launch. The male anchorman finds it hilarious, while his female co host is unamused and… Read More
Rhino Iguana shares box of Kix with kid
I’ve heard that you shouldn’t feed dogs from the kitchen table because they start to develop bad habits. This sort of falls into the same category… Read More
Morons accidentally let their car roll down a hill
These clowns got their car stuck in a roadside ditch, so they did the logical thing and tried to manually push it out. Unfortunately, if a car gets… Read More
Weak dog gets owned by cat
I hate these small rat looking dogs. There is one next door that just won’t shut the f*ck up. Several cats have chased it home and it still… Read More
How to stop your friends from driving drunk
When someone has had a few too many, there are a few different routes you can take to stop them from driving. One of the most effective, yet… Read More
German firework mishap on New Years Eve
A lot of people on Youtube made comments like “fail” and “omfg retards” but when I saw this video, I could only think of how much win I just… Read More
Cute girls does creepy tongue dance
This is 2 minutes of a random girl making weird movements with her tongue, and somehow I watched the whole thing without getting bored. I can’t… Read More
