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Jul 20, 2016

Bartender Pours 17 Jagerbomb Shots at Once

God bless the Germans — they make the most efficient things. Engines, electronics, bartenders, you name it. Yes, we said...

Jul 15, 2016

Russian Biker Stands on Motorcycle at Full Speed

In today’s video, a Russian biker gives his comrades palpitations as he stands on his motorcycle at an easy 50mph....

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Jul 14, 2016

What’s Wrong with This Mystery Picture?

We admit it — we love figuring out a mystery picture. Cell phones missing on carpets. Cigars stuck in walls....

Jul 13, 2016

Pervert Chokes His Chicken at KFC

Maybe this is why KFC keeps changing the Colonel. Because guys jerking off in fast food chicken restaurants is bad...

Jul 12, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The (e)X(cretion) Files

Dan Scully is back, and is ready to share a rapid fire dump on his favorite shitter, alongside a few...

Jul 8, 2016

Man Cracks Head in our Second Magic Trick Fail of the Week

Earlier this week, we highlighted a televised magic trick that went horribly wrong. This trick isn’t nearly that good. In...

Jul 7, 2016

Moped Crash Leads to 20-Foot Somersault

There’s an old joke — mopeds are like fat girls … tons of fun, but no one wants to be...

Polish Magician Impales Host on Live TV

A Polish morning TV host lived out a nightmare, as she was rushed to hospital after her hand was impaled...

Jul 5, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The Nipple Dilemma

Dan Scully is back for the sophomore edition of Regretful Morning’s all-new original video series, Live from the Shitter. The...

Jun 30, 2016

Motorcyclist Falls Off Overpass, Blames Trump

Okay, that was clickbait. But it would be pretty funny if this biker from Argentina somehow made this traffic fuckup...

Jun 30, 2016

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Jun 29, 2016

HUGE Brawl Erupts in Mexican Restaurant … Because of Salsa

That salsa must have kicked ass. That’s the only reason we can imagine for this huge brawl breaking out in...

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Jun 28, 2016

Chinese Glass Bottom Bridge Tested for Strength, Insanity [VIDEO]

Brave volunteers and staff took a crack at the safety of a glass bottom bridge in China at the weekend...

Jun 27, 2016

Gum Spitting Girl Still Has Sick Sucking Skills

David Letterman’s “Stupid Human Tricks” made a lot of people famous for 15, maybe 20 seconds. But some of those...

Jun 23, 2016

NEW SERIES: Live from The Sh*tter, featuring Dan Scully

Regretful Morning is growing up, goddammit. First, we started being more selective with our content. Then we started making more...

Jun 23, 2016

Convicted Felon Tries to Throw His Own Shit at Judge

We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing...

Jun 22, 2016

Girl Fight Features Breasts as Weapons

Boobs are dangerous. They make men do insane things. They cause bar fights, infidelity and broken marriages. They give their...

Jun 21, 2016

Purse Snatcher Outs Himself on Live TV Broadcast

“Hey mom, look at me! I’m an asshole!” Well, you were an asshole before you became a purse snatcher, but...

Jun 20, 2016

Ping Pong Fall Proves All Sports Can Be Dangerous

Don’t be fooled by the small paddles and small people holding them — table tennis is a real sport, with...

Jun 17, 2016

Man Fights Tree. Tree Wins. (Video)

You know the story well. Man meets tree. Man loves tree. Man turns on tree. Man fights tree. Tree wins....

Jun 15, 2016

We Love Watching Dumbasses Getting Beatings. So Here’s Another Good One!

The internet is good for three things: Porn, animals and guys getting legit beatings on film. (Often all three happen...

Jun 13, 2016

Stupidly Bad Neighbors Video Compilation (Possibly NSFW)

This might be old. We don’t care. Bad neighbors deserve to be called out again and again. And, after a...

Jun 10, 2016

Bull Jumps Over Unsuspecting Pedestrian

This is one of those videos that doesn’t need a long intro. In what might be a “running of the...

Jun 9, 2016

Chinese Man Detonates Firecracker in Shorts

Some headlines are just too easy. For example, we could have titled this post a lot of different ways. But...

Jun 7, 2016

Degenerate Life Gives You Meth and Mocha in “Hot Bikini Beans”

It’s like a match made in heaven. After all, regretful mornings are a natural part of any degenerate life. Which...

Jun 6, 2016

One Monday, Two Demonic Possession Videos

Satan must love Mondays, because he seems to work the weekends. You see, just this past weekend, readers tipped us...

Jun 2, 2016

Fart Clears Cafe Customers in Record Time

The owner of an Internet cafe (yes, they still exist) had enough and wanted to go home. Instead of turning...

Jun 1, 2016

College Nap Fail Seems Fake, Internet Doesn’t Care

Just wait until this guy has to actually work. In case you haven’t seen it, this mid-lecture college nap fail...

May 31, 2016

Lap Dance Fail Nearly Sodomizes Groom at Bachelor Party

An Australian man’s last night of freedom nearly ended in violent, ass-tearing bloodshed, after a lap dance fail nearly deflowered...

May 26, 2016

Drunk Russian Guy Gets into Fight with His Own Reflection

By a show of hands, who here has been stupidly drunk? Like, blackout on your feet drunk? Yeah, we thought...

May 25, 2016

Chili Tampon Prank Sets Internet, Girlfriend’s Crotch on Fire

Brad Holmes, a guy who likes to post videos of him pranking his girlfriend, took things a little further by...

May 23, 2016

The Top 100 Movie One Liners Ever Made

Thanks to Ah-nold, movie one liners are the best part of any action film, at least until there’s a badass...

May 20, 2016

Cheese Ball Machine Gun is the Perfect Toy for Everyone

Bored? Time on your hands? Why not head over to Costco and build your own cheese ball machine gun?  ...

May 19, 2016

Rat Parade! Two Dozen Rats Escape Restaurant Kitchen When Lights Go On

This video is simple: a rat infestation in a restaurant kitchen. When you’re done watching, you’ll need to shower. Trust...

May 18, 2016

Asshole Clown Gives Innocent Man a Concussion, Now More Terrifying

Yep, it’s another reason to kill a clown. If you’re on the fence about these evil fucks, this video will...

May 16, 2016

Sidewalk Sex Couple Bangs in Public, Interests No One

We love public sex videos. And this weekend, we learned to love the Chinese couple brazenly having sidewalk sex in...

May 13, 2016

Four Minutes of Matthew McConaughey Movie Noises

These days, we know Matthew McConaughey for his A-1 Hollywood roles, and for those godawful Lincoln commercials. But let’s look...