I hate these small rat looking dogs.  There is one next door that just won't shut the f*ck up.  Several cats have chased it home and it still doesn't learn.  Can we blame this on bad dog parenting, or are all of these things completely worthless?  I know a lot of you are raging now and some of you probably even have stories where your little dog has chased away big dogs.  I'll believe it when... more ».

When someone has had a few too many, there are a few different routes you can take to stop them from driving.  One of the most effective, yet underused method is the old right hook, followed by a bunch of "I love you mans," followed by a rear naked choke.  Nothing spells love like a black eye and a concussion.  But hey at least he didn't drink and drive. ... more ».

A lot of people on Youtube made comments like "fail" and "omfg retards" but when I saw this video, I could only think of how much win I just experienced.  It's probably how Stacey Morgan felt when she took a load across her new implants.  Only instead of getting hit with semen, I was covered in awesomeness. Sorry, I get carried away when stuff explodes. ... more ».

This is 2 minutes of a random girl making weird movements with her tongue, and somehow I watched the whole thing without getting bored.  I can't really make any of the comments that I would normally make because she's probably not 18. ... more ».

This is one guy who doesn't take any sh*t from icicles.  Seriously.  If I were a snow storm I would pray that none of me got stuck on this dude's house.  Experts say that Bruce Lee himself couldn't execute these moves as flawlessly as the Icicle Karate master. ... more ».

OK kids, this is why you shouldn't do crack.  This young man thought it would be a good idea to steal a car, launch it up onto a roof, jump off the roof, break his leg, and then try to run back to his house.  Who can tell me where he made the wrong choice? I love how the reporter was like "He was clearly going over 30 MPH."  Nice job bro, that's why you get paid the big bucks. ... more ».

Wouldn't it be fun to be the producer on this show, and just let the girlfriend's completely rage out first?  I always think they jump the gun on the whole "you're on a hidden camera show!" thing.  I wanted to see some relationships destroyed.  That would be good TV. ... more ».

This clown was derping around on a subway platform in Spain, when he lost his balance and fell on the tracks.  Everyone started panicking and flailing their arms at the oncoming train like 8 year old girls, as if they were going to slow it down.  Luckily an off duty police officer hopped on the tracks and pulled the guy to safety moments before he was crushed. ... more ».

A normal driver would have seen this body of water and said "we need to find another way around boys!"  Not this guy.  No cats will stay stuck in trees on his watch. ... more ».

The Russians are showing us how pathetic our sledding hills are compared to theirs.  These clowns are passing traffic at 60 mph come just a few feet away from slamming into on coming cars. ... more ».