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Sep 12, 2017

Pro Surfer Wilem Banks Wins Wipeout Award 2017

Professional athletes aspire to be the best at their craft and often times have their achievements recognized through an award....

Sep 11, 2017

Running From The Cops

If the police want you badly enough they’re probably going to find you. Take for instance this video that show...

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Sep 11, 2017

Wimbledon Trash Talker Ends Up In Skirt

Normally if you to talk trash at a professional sporting event the players just chalk it up to background noise.  ...

Sep 8, 2017

Human Centipede Race Against A Bull

I don’t know why this happened or where but apparently someone convinced a bunch of guys to conduct a human...

Sep 7, 2017

Girl Arrested Then Steals Cop Car

In another case of someone who has played waaaayyy too much Grand Theft Auto a woman was arrested for shoplifting...

Sep 7, 2017

Guy Eats Entire Cactus

If you’ve ever doubted the existence of natural selection here is all the proof you need. Some people crave attention...

Sep 6, 2017

Getting Crossed Up By A Midget

Strolling the streets of New York City you can run into just about anything.  Never been mugged before?  Try the...

Porcupine Vs. A Python

Ever wonder who would win in a fight between a porcupine and a Python?  Me either but it happened and...

Sep 5, 2017

9 Foot Alligator Found In Texas Home

Hurricane Harvey definitely had quite an effect on Texas causing millions in damage and forcing thousands from their homes. Now...

Sep 5, 2017

Marc Morrone Is The Worst

For some reason that maybe only God or Martha Stewart knows Marc Morrone was given a television show where he...

Sep 1, 2017

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Sep 1, 2017

Seal Hops On Boat To Avoid Orcas

A seal pup was being pursued by a pod of orcas when he decided it was safer to just hop...

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Aug 31, 2017

Go Home Panda, You’re Drunk

Pandas are definitely not the most graceful animals.  They pretty much just run around like a bunch of drunken toddlers ...

Aug 30, 2017

Great White Circles Two Kayakers

If there’s one thing South Africa is known for (aside from blood diamonds and warlords) it’s Great White Sharks.  The...

Aug 29, 2017

Guy Goes Fishing In His Living Room

Hurricane Harvey unleashed hell on Houston earlier this week and the aftermath has left people’s houses in serious disarray. The...

Aug 25, 2017

The Hound And Tormund Sing A Song

If you are a Game Of Thrones fan then this weekend will be bittersweet seeing as how Sunday will air...

Aug 24, 2017

Guy Plays Ping Pong With Chimp

Chalk this one up to one of Michael Jackson’s all time life goals (if he wasn’t already dead). I guess...

Aug 23, 2017

Comedian Mike Masilotti Takes Shrooms Then Performs

Stand-Up comedy is not an easy thing to do.  And it gets a whole lot tougher when you’re high on...

Aug 23, 2017

Phoenix Protester Takes A Smoke Bomb To The Nuts

The best part about the recent trend to randomly protest is that you know someone is going to do something...

Aug 21, 2017

Good Boy For President

It’s Monday… again.  Starting the week is never an easy task especially if you celebrated the weekend a little too...

Aug 18, 2017

Virtual Reality + Roller Coasters = Awesome

SeaWorld might treat their animals like sh*t but they sure know how to keep their customers happy. Their location in...

Aug 18, 2017

Hilarious First Pitch Goes Terribly Wrong

Throwing out the first pitch at a professional baseball game is never an easy task.  For instance, how can anyone...

Aug 15, 2017

Goose Vs. Elephant

We all have that one friend that after a drink or two wants to fight someone.  Well that’s this goose,...

May 4, 2017

NY Mets’ Jose Reyes Caught Sleeping

It’s not much of a surprise that the New York Mets are off to a rocky start this season considering...

Mar 16, 2017

Kicked By A Moose

Did you know that there are certain members of the moose population that are complete dicks? I didn’t. I thought...

Mar 16, 2017

Epic Dog Show Fail

At some point in everyone’s life they fail at something. Sometimes it goes completely unnoticed. Sometimes it gets caught on...

Jan 16, 2017

Sometimes I Can’t Sleep

I believe it was Ferris Bueller who once said, “Life moves pretty fast.  If you don’t stop and look around...

Dec 30, 2016

Impossible New Year’s Resolutions

It’s the dawn of a new year and with that brings endless opportunities to better yourself. One final night of...

Nov 24, 2016

Thanksgiving Sucks

[NOTE: This post, “Thanksgiving Sucks” was written in 2014 by Matt Pass, a former Regretful Morning scribe. Matt, if you’re...

Nov 23, 2016

The Web’s Best Deep Fried Turkey Fails [VIDEO]

The deep fried turkey isn’t exactly a new thing. We’ve all tried it. And about 2% of us have actually...

Nov 15, 2016

I Didn’t Choose Thug Life [VIDEO]

This is the hardest video we’ve ever posted. So we’re doing it again, just in time for the holidays. Remember,...

Nov 14, 2016

Buy Your Kids an Inappropriate Sausage Toy this Holiday Season!

Want to make Christmas memories this year? Then skip the bike and pass on the Pop figures. The hottest toy...

Nov 11, 2016

The Official University of South Dakota Dakota Days Video is Legendary [from NowThatsCollege.com]

The University of South Dakota shows us every year how hard they throw down with their ‘Dakota Days’ video, and...

Nov 10, 2016

How One Hillary Supporter Still Picked a Winner

For all the Hillary Clinton fans out there, it’s been a rough few days. But at least one of her...

Nov 4, 2016

A Song Made of Comments From Porn Sites (3:51)

Comments on YouTube are cancer. Comments on porn sites are poetry. These men are in love and baring their souls....

Oct 28, 2016

10 Halloween Costumes that are TOO OFFENSIVE for Social Progress to Occur

We see it every year: posters warning us all of the evils of a socially insensitive Halloween costume. You’d think...

Oct 18, 2016

Live from the Shitter: All the Leaves (and sheets of TP) are Brown

In this episode of Live from the Shitter, Dan covers his thoughts on cold weather and the shoreline, including the...