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		<title>A very colorful weatherman</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/a-very-colorful-weatherman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A video has gone viral of a weatherman that really enjoys his job. I honestly hope that the suits at the station don&#8217;t see this as a bad thing. If this guy lived in my hometown, I&#8217;d be watching the weather simply to get my pop culture updates.]]></description>
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		<title>When men and women reverse roles at bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just showed me how much of a douchebag I probably am when I&#8217;m at the bar.  Could you imagine how awesome planet earth would be if this were reality?]]></description>
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		<title>Guy poops himself after almost wrecking his snowmobile</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t say that I blame him. His snowmobile wouldn&#8217;t have been the only thing that would have been destroyed if he hadn&#8217;t stopped right when that mini avalanche started.]]></description>
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		<title>Fitness program advertising is bullsh*t</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/fitness-program-advertising-is-bullsht/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/fitness-program-advertising-is-bullsht/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all seen those ridiculous transformation ads telling us that we can go from fat turd to ripped baddass in less than 5 weeks.  This guy has done the exact opposite in less than 5 hours.  Dear weight loss advertisers, time to cook up some new ways of promoting your products, this one&#8217;s been debunked.]]></description>
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		<title>News anchor has a dirty mind</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/news-anchor-has-a-dirty-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So she judges a sausage competition but from the way she&#8217;s talking I&#8217;m not sure if she&#8217;s grading them on taste alone, or if length and girth factor into the equation as well.]]></description>
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		<title>Maury is awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever you think your family sucks, or life is f*cked up, I just watch a Maury highlight reel.  Once thing that I really enjoy is how they&#8217;ve had to start swinging for the fences on show topics.  &#8220;My mom is a prostitute and banged my boyfriend&#8221; just won&#8217;t cut it anymore.  &#8220;My mom pimps out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make a Sonic employee fall in love with you</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/how-to-make-a-sonic-employee-fall-in-love-with-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Giorgio has the voice of an angel and the appetite of elephant. Add those together and you&#8217;ve got yourself a musical drive thru and a giggling Sonic employee who will probably give you her number.]]></description>
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		<title>Crab pulls his own claw off like a boss</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/crap-pulls-his-own-claw-off-like-a-boss/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/crap-pulls-his-own-claw-off-like-a-boss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last time you hurt your arm in a fist fight, you limped home and your mom bandaged you up. In the crap world you would be considered a pussy. Watch how this badass crab walks off defeat by calmly pulling his own arm out of its socket and hurling it to the ground.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elephant destroys a moron</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/elephant-destroys-a-moron/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/elephant-destroys-a-moron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[List of ideas that aren&#8217;t very bright: Waving branches at a 10k pound elephant and then trying to pet it. God I love when animals own people.]]></description>
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		<title>Hi-5 Fail</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/hi-5-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/hi-5-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s pretty embarrassing when you throw your hand up to celebrate a spectacular moment in life with another person, only to be completely shunned by said person. Unless course you&#8217;re spectating. Then it&#8217;s pretty funny. Here is a compilation of hi-5&#8242;s that didn&#8217;t end so well.]]></description>
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