I can't say that I blame him. His snowmobile wouldn't have been the only thing that would have been destroyed if he hadn't stopped right when that mini avalanche started. ... more ».

We've all seen those ridiculous transformation ads telling us that we can go from fat turd to ripped baddass in less than 5 weeks.  This guy has done the exact opposite in less than 5 hours.  Dear weight loss advertisers, time to cook up some new ways of promoting your products, this one's been debunked. ... more ».

So she judges a sausage competition but from the way she's talking I'm not sure if she's grading them on taste alone, or if length and girth factor into the equation as well. ... more ».

Whenever you think your family sucks, or life is f*cked up, I just watch a Maury highlight reel.  Once thing that I really enjoy is how they've had to start swinging for the fences on show topics.  "My mom is a prostitute and banged my boyfriend" just won't cut it anymore.  "My mom pimps out alligators and has gang bangs with horses and autistic kids" works though.  It's all about creativity, ... more ».

Giorgio has the voice of an angel and the appetite of elephant. Add those together and you've got yourself a musical drive thru and a giggling Sonic employee who will probably give you her number. ... more ».

The last time you hurt your arm in a fist fight, you limped home and your mom bandaged you up. In the crap world you would be considered a pussy. Watch how this badass crab walks off defeat by calmly pulling his own arm out of its socket and hurling it to the ground.  I love when nature makes me look like a sissy. ... more ».

List of ideas that aren't very bright: Waving branches at a 10k pound elephant and then trying to pet it. God I love when animals own people. ... more ».

It's pretty embarrassing when you throw your hand up to celebrate a spectacular moment in life with another person, only to be completely shunned by said person. Unless course you're spectating. Then it's pretty funny. Here is a compilation of hi-5's that didn't end so well. ... more ».

A large alligator comes to shore in order to grab some leftover chicken. A territorial cat just won't have it, and throws a few right hooks at the gator until he bounces. ... more ».

I bet you thought you'd never see a zebra attack a whale. Well, prepare to have your mind blown. *Steve Irwin Voice* Now roit here, the zebra sees the whale as threat to his food source, so he's gawna put that tub o' shit in check by giving her a painful nibble. ... more ».