Can't tell if this is parenting win or fail? ... more

Sometimes bitches need a strong hand, even if they are just digital. ... more

Also, lick your own balls. ... more

In her defense, writing two parking tickets and eating a dozen donuts isn't as easy as it sounds. ... more

Don't stick your dick in crazy and wonder why your car gets destroyed later on down the line. ... more

With the dick tipi, Starbucks studying just got a lot more fun. ... more

You're half way there, kid.... more

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the people got so lazy that they made these food bags that they attached directly to their faces.  Anyone remember that EP?... more

Let's not get too crazy.  I've dressed up as a scary clown many times and my penis is still...nm.... more

Hit a car so hard your shoe falls off?  Walk it off.... more