Lol @ going to meetings.... more ».

Because someone out there thought we didn't already have enough parenting fails.... more ».

Does the girl on the right have her nipple photoshopped out or is that just my imagination?... more ».

They should change the rules to "rock, paper, scissors, blowjob" because even though you'd technically lose to girls every time, you'd actually be winning. "Damn babe, you won again!  Rematch tomorrow?"    ... more ».

If I went back in time right now, and someone told me that I was going to have to be the village troll, I really wouldn't know where to start.  I can't flame Youtubers, can't rickroll digg spammers, I wouldn't even be able to use my reddit novelty accounts.  Then I saw this, and realized that the ancients trolled each other on a level... more ».

I'm seeing a ton of these "anti rape" advertisements and I'm almost certain now these products don't exist.  Now, I don't have a vagina, but something tells me that walking around with this inside of you, wouldn't really be a picnic.  Also, is that spike retractable?  How does it know when a penis is getting slammed against it rather than a finger trying to adjust the depth?  Get some pepp... more ».

Most people hate the TSA, but I'm starting to wonder if a job in airport security might be a good fit for me.  This young lady is very obviously hiding a detonator in her bra and an explosive in her panties.  Not on my watch sweetie.... more ».

Why use all of your strength pumping up a raft when you can use your body weight and gravity to achieve the same results? This young lady is what we like to call an "out of the box" thinker.  SFW porn never gets old.... more ».

Applying the "close enough" rage guy to a present where you ran out of paper = awesome.... more ».

I know you asked for a train set Bobby, but we thought some psychological scarring would be just as good. Merry Christmas!... more ».