At first I thought they were kinky, but then I realized they're just dumb.... more

People are getting new numbers and giving up old numbers everyday, you're bound to see some overlap.  For me it isn't fun because some lady always calls asking for Hector, but sometimes people get lucky.... more

Summer is almost here, get that hedge trimmed.... more

Isn't it nice that students can still get this excited about their learning environments?... more

We love our moms, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh when they fail.  Happy belated mother's day!  And mom, thanks for not making my dad wear a condom. ... more

In 20 years from now he'll have the same reaction.  Whether it's for lunch or boobies or both.... more

Yea, it's about like that.... more

Pool season is officially here.  Unfortunately I've been eating awful food all winter, so the mid section is a little heavier than usual.  While the water is still great, I find myself looking like the dog above.... more

Get a pet turkey and you won't have to get your hair done at a salon.  Also, you'd gain a friend.... more

This couldn't have been an accident.... more