The only drawback comes when it's time to prove it.  Hopefully you're bright enough to be balls deep before she realizes the Python she was expecting is more like a Garter Snake.... more

Fast and Furious 14: The Next Generation... more

Someone should compile the data on every porn which includes a pizza delivery guy, and then calculate the percentage of instances that they make a reference to sausage or meatlovers. ... more

LSU will be at bat first. ... more

Round 1: Fight! ... more

Give me 10 min, I've got an epic K/D ratio right now. ... more

At least now they have to be honest with you and tell you that the reason you didn't get the job is because you're an asshole.... more

I wonder if these dudes pull? They can usually bust out all kinds of dance moves which leads me to believe they are at least semi-athletic. It would be funny if they got all sorts of trim but no one would ever hear about it because being a mascot is a thankless job.... more

Did anyone honestly think this would end well?... more

Now I can get to third base while I'm going to first base. ... more