I got 99 problems but b*tch ain't...oh...nevermind.... more ».

Does anybody have a new mom in their Facebook friends list?  It's f*cking brutal.  People who used to be fun have nothing but picture after picture of their little shit machine, doing absolutely nothing.... more ».

I wouldn't go so far as to call it a "problem" but these things have been known to cause accidents.... more ».

And you really can't blame the guy.  I mean, I've seen the Na'vi fleshlights and they've got a lot going on for them.  I know you guys are lazy, here you go.... more ».

Renowned physicist Steven Hawking can tell you about Quantum physics and explain string theory, but the one thing that completely baffles him is women. This is from his interview with the Washington Post: Q: What do you think about most during the day? A: Women. They are a complete mystery. Now I don't feel so bad when I don't understand the rage.... more ».

Next time you don't feel like going to work because you have a shitty job, try to remember this guy.... more ».

Not sure what I'm more pissed about.  The fact that she dug into the Oreos without asking, or that she spilled the last of the milk all over the floor. Weekend recap: We started the week with an epic firetruck driver followed closely by some more more ».

There is a disorder called apotemnophilia where people think that they need to remove a limb to feel "whole."  This disorder doesn't cover nipples though, so I'm thinking this is just another emo fail that will be deeply regretted in a few years.  lol good job idiot.... more ».

Sometimes you gotta take what you get. It's almost like college.  The dead mouse is a freshmen, the trap is a frat house, the cheese is alcohol, and the one pumping is a frat boy.  ... more ».

Comes fully loaded with a 1 donkey power engine, heated seat, and has a top speed of 9 MPH.  Going on a date?  No f*cking problem.  This ride comes equipped with a passenger seat as well (and some rope if she gets out of line).... more ».