Please tell me where I can buy one of these.... more

Just remember, peeing in the shower saves water.... more

We used to do a feature called "shallow bimbo of the week" where we'd find some stank ass hoe on a dating site and try to understand her profile.  I don't have time to go through this... more

Imagine what that number will be when she turns 18.  Hotdog meet hallway.... more

This man is doing the lord's work.... more

Move over kids, let me show you how it's done.... more

Yea, same here.... more

I typed "IS" into Google the other day and since I'm usually pretty helpful on the internet, I thought I'd do the world a service by answering these questions.... more

Oh, that's a chef hat.... more

Only thing we need now is a Brazzers logo.... more