I wonder if insurance covers this kind of stupidity.... more

Fun fact: 43% of people would rather have bacon than sex. ... more

A for effort. via Expectation vs Reality ... more

And all these years you thought they were as useless as the guys who had them.... more

I heard Uncle Bill kills it.... more

I think they were trying to say "Illuminati" but it's really hard to tell when you're dealing with subhuman intelligence.... more

Dead beat dads get a bad rap but without them we wouldn't have porn stars, strippers, or girls that get "butt slut" tattooed on their lower backs. ... more

I'll leave this here. ... more

In all honesty this doesn't really work every time.  I've had girls tell me that they just wanna be friends, and then I say "OK let's hang out as friends" thinking to myself I'll just feed them shots until I look good.  But they usually just stop texting back.... more

This has happened enough times that it warrants putting a sign up.  So many good parents in this world! ... more