Name: Billy Age: 6 Drink of choice: Vodka straight up (unless I'm with bitches, then I do cosmos because it makes the panties drop) Favorite Quote: Drive fast you'll get home quick... more

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I took a long hard look at this thing before inching my way toward metro sexuality. The last few times that we've gone out, I've come home empty handed (despite buying a... more

Jeremy received a surprise visit from the ghost of Christmas future.  Said ghost, explained that if he buried some old hatchets, he would be receiving that new 3 series hes been wanting. more

"A lot of my childhood was spent punching the bullies out" "Everyone's become used to saying, 'Well, how do we handle it psychologically?'" "In those days, you punched the bully back and duked it out." This should be seen by all of those new age parents wh... more

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Call me a conspiracy theorist all you want, this only started happening after the election. Coincidence? I think not. ... more

Don Rickles was on 'The View' yesterday. There are a handful of shows that I absolutely can't stand, 'The View' is somewhere near the top. So when someone awesome like Don Rickles makes their cast look dumb, you can bet your ass we're going to post it. ... more

The only thing that sucks more than the band Hanson, is the possibility of a band called Hanson Jr. Taylor and his bandmate brothers recently released more

"I think it's almost historical in Hollywood that there just aren't so many good parts for women as they are for men. I think as long as you're playing the wife or the girlfriend to the lead then you're always playing second fiddle to the guys." Exactly sugar plum, t... more