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		<title>How do I get a spider out of my vagina?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And these are the people who are breeding.  It almost makes the movie Idiocracy an all too realistic future.]]></description>
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		<title>How do I get back at my mom?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know Eric, I&#8217;d say keep doing what you&#8217;re doing.  It&#8217;s original, shocking, and it really makes your mom think twice about pissing you off.  You can try toasted English muffins or peanut brittle if you want to change it up, but I think you&#8217;ve got a winning formula.]]></description>
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		<title>The truth about rhinos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I knew there was more to these mysterious creatures than a big horn and a bad attitude.  Glad I&#8217;m not the only one who has wondered this.]]></description>
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		<title>Creative advertising (NSFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never looked at a man and admired his chest before but I guess there&#8217;s a first time for anything.  I&#8217;ll even take this a step further and say that not only would I oil up his pecks if he asked me to, I&#8217;d probably even enjoy it.]]></description>
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		<title>Alcohol</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Super Bowl Sunday. Another excuse to drink ourselves into a stuper, eat a bunch of calorie filled food, and yell at the TV. If I&#8217;m late with updates tomorrow, this is why. xoxo]]></description>
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		<title>If you can read this&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then you only need to get a little bit closer and open wide.]]></description>
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		<title>Your daily Mind F*ck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a confession to make.  &#8220;The Ring&#8221; psychologically butt f*cked me pretty bad.  I live alone and have a pretty big TV so every time I rolled by it at night, I could swear that I saw this muddy little biatch crawling out of the screen.  So now when I see that she has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snoopy&#8230;you dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And he can get away with it too because girls think it&#8217;s funny when dog&#8217;s dry hump them or sniff their cooter, but when we do it, all hell breaks loose.]]></description>
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		<title>Is it normal to eat period blood?</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/is-it-normal-to-eat-period-blood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And this is exactly why I use Yahoo Answers for anything I&#8217;m too embarrassed to ask a real professional.  Wish my doctor would have said &#8220;keep having fun&#8221; when I asked him if it was normal to suck farts out of a dog&#8217;s arse.]]></description>
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		<title>Photobomb win</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/photobomb-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a rarity to come across a circle of boobs in the wild like this, so photobombing them is almost unheard of.  +1 to you good sir.]]></description>
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