I wonder if these dudes pull? They can usually bust out all kinds of dance moves which leads me to believe they are at least semi-athletic. It would be funny if they got all sorts of trim but no one would ever hear about it because being a mascot is a thankless job.... more

Did anyone honestly think this would end well?... more

Now I can get to third base while I'm going to first base. ... more

Look at the bright side. You still have your health. ... more

I don't think they wear cups yet at that age either.  Get used to it kid, it won't be your first.... more

I'm usually pretty optimistic about the future.  But then I see stuff like this... ... more

I wonder if insurance covers this kind of stupidity.... more

Fun fact: 43% of people would rather have bacon than sex. ... more

A for effort. via Expectation vs Reality ... more

And all these years you thought they were as useless as the guys who had them.... more