Hank’s Package

November 6, 2009

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This sign is also available in braille but it leads you to a different type of package.

Popular Links:
The 7 levels of a bar hook-up – Guyism
Fighting Styles That Will Probably Get Your Ass Kicked- Gunaxin
The Best in Television This Week – Reel Pretty
Things That Scare Her In Bed – Ask Men
Learn to f*ck me – Dead Dog

Babes:
Women in Sports: 18 Camel Toes – TPS
Argentinian Model Melina Pitra has massive jugs – Uncoached
One sexy hand bra – Gorilla Mask
Ferociously Hot Fight Girls – COED Magazine

I heart Japan

November 5, 2009

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Moments later: Shit erupts from her asshole destroying 3 cameras while inverting countless boners.

Popular Links:
The November Manvite Calender is here – Manvite
Understanding The Clitoris – Ask Men
25 Awesome Fast Food Toys – Screen Junkies
2009 World Series Championship Hats Make Strange Statement – TPS
Shit my dad says (cell phones) – YepYep

Babes:
Robyn Marie Wilson is a hot naked whore – Gorilla Mask
Flashback To When Kylie Minogue Was Hot – Don Chavez
Persian Bikini Model Chloe Vixen – Uncoached

Best Restaurant Name Ever

November 4, 2009

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No need to slap me sugar tits, I’m only talking about dinner.

Popular Links:
4 Tricks To Make Her Orgasm – Ask Men
Piece of shit kid kicks kitten – Totally Crap
Refs No Match For These Hockey Brawlers (Video) – TPS
New Moon: ‘Meet the Volturi’ Video – Screen Junkies

Babes:
Danielle Lloyd is ridiculous – Strait Pinkie
Sexy Poker babes – COED Magazine
Maya Michelle Rew looks great w/ out a top – Gorilla Mask
Stevie Lynn bikini action – Next Round
Former Miss Panama Patricia De Leon at the beach – Uncoached
30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1983 – Guyism

That’s a good boy!

November 2, 2009

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This is the opposite of fail imo.  Destroying this dress and getting a pic of it probably landed this pooch more pats on the head, and milk bones than every other dog on his block.

Popular Links:
Get Her To Play With Herself – Ask Men
The Sims Horror Movie – College Humor
Chad Ochocinco’s 10 Most Entertaining Bengals Moments – YepYep
Massive Brawl Erupts During Bulgarian Soccer’s Plovdiv Derby – TPS
Plastic surgeon gives new wife eight surgeries to pretty her up – Guyism

Babes:
Florida vs Georgia babe showdown – COED Magazine
Rali puts glitter on her nipples, fap – Gorilla Mask
Sexy Red Headed Playmate Sabrina Maree – Uncoached
Amit Friedman gets comfy on a couch wearing little – Next Round

Nerdy Girls

October 30, 2009

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Don’t let this picture kid you, this shit is more rare than blood diamonds.  Most geeky/gamer chicks are larger and smell like shit.  If you don’t believe me, you can just ask me.  I’ve slept with one (and destroyed her at Quake 2).

Popular Links:
Girls’s Costume Warehouse - College Humor
11 Hilarious Social Network Motivational Posters – Muff Slap
The November Manvite calender is here – Manvite
Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force – TPS
The 10 biggest Halloween candy fails each year – Guyism

Babes:
Loren Grace has a perky rack – Gorilla Mask
Belgium Track And Field Just Got Raunchy – Don Chavez
Super Sexy Sweater Kittens – COED Magazine

I’m Watching You

October 29, 2009

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Aren’t you a little young to be staring at internet pussy?

Popular Links:
7 worst places to take a girl on a first date – Guyism
Drunk Pumpkins (pics) – Gunaxin
Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart – College Humor

Babes:
Sofia Vergara holy shit – Strait Pinkie
Rihanna camel toe – Moon Dog
Girls Gone TOO Wild: Halloween Edition – COED Magazine
Daniela Pestova: Still Looking Great – Frat Fury

These girls are pigs

October 28, 2009

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COED Magazine recently posted a fap worthy gallery of Halloween Cleavage.  Toward the bottom you will come across this beauty.  I really have a problem with chicks who are total pigs, here’s why.  If they let their room get that fucking messy, imagine what their hoo hoo looks/smells like.  I’m just sayin…

Popular Links:
Top 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men – Ask Men
Black Marker Bandits Behind Bars – Don Chavez
Gay dog (pic) – Funny Hub
Unhappy Maple Leafs Fan Sells Loyalty to Highest Bidder – TPS

Babes:
How ’bout a little more Siobhan Parekh? – Guyism
‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Joanna Krupa wow! – Screen Junkies
Paraguayan Temptress Larissa Riquelme – Uncoached

Lick That Pussy

October 26, 2009

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Have you ever dated someone who kisses their pets?  That’s so foul isn’t it?  I mean animals place those mouths on each others assholes, but it doesn’t seem to stop some pet owners from kissing that shit (yes pun).  PS – Sarah I’m talking to you.

Popular Links:
Ass sandwich (pic) – YepYep
Top 10: Tokyo Auto Show Cars We’ll Never Drive – Ask Men
Grow a Mustache, Punch Cancer in the Mouth – Asylum
Bears playing ice hockey wtf? – TPS
Batman Vanishing – College Humor
Amy Smart Is Environmental – Don Chavez

Babes:
Natasha Marley bares almost all – Moon Dog
Jessica-Jane Clement defiled in her sexy pink bikini – Guyism
Six Feet Tall New Orleans Model Ferrin Ceballos – Uncoached
Lori C, see thru top – Gorilla Mask

Which way to the erection?

October 23, 2009

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Which way to the boner George?  Which way do we go?

Popular Links:
Saw VI looks dumb – Ask Men
Horny Phillies Fan on the News – College Humor
Idiot Wrecks Brand New Dodge Viper – Totally Crap
The Ten Greatest Letterman Moments – Gunaxin
11 Awesome Halloweed Costumes – HMJ

Babes:
G4 Babe Battle: Eva Amurri vs Olivia Munn – COED Magazine
Candice Swanepoel is the best looking slut I’ve ever seen – Guyism
Latina babe Joselyn doesn’t have a camel toe – Gorilla Mask
This ass will leave you speechless – Reel Pretty

Or I may get…what?

October 22, 2009

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Some warning signs are meant to be ignored.

Popular Links:
11 Places Women Want To Be Touched – Ask Men
How do you say “I crapped myself” in Russian? – Guyism
KSU Player Chooses Adult Film Over College Athletics – TPS
Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gets Less Passive, More Aggressive – College Humor
Reasons White People Like Boyz N The Hood – Gunaxin
10 of the most Epic Fails in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? history – Epic Carnival

Babes:
Miss World Hungary, Szilvia Freire – Uncoached
Maria Venus is topless and ridiculous - Gorilla Mask
Stacy Keibler looks good for 30 – Don Chavez

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