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		<title>Girls poop, here&#8217;s proof</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/girls-poop-heres-proof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Luke
Age (at the time): 21
One night a friend asked me if I wanted to head into NYC for a night of drinking with some girls he knew from Oneonta college. He said one of them had an apartment in the city and bartends at a bar nearby. We would be staying at her place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tequila suicide, Denmark style</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/tequila-suicide-denmark-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Exfile
Age (at the time): 16
Last year i was at a boarding school in Denmark it was in the beginning of November and we decided to hold a party, you have to understand that you can legally drink when you&#8217;re 16 in Denmark so booze is no problem.  Well I and the rest of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andrew drinks, pukes, and brawls.  Sounds like an awesome BFF!</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/andrew-drinks-pukes-and-brawls-sounds-like-an-awesome-bff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Andrew
Age (at the time): 20
So one weeknight, my buddy and I decide to hit a pizza place at the beach down the road from my place(within walking distance). It was open mic night, so we figured at worst pick up a couple skeezers and bring em home. I take about 6 shots of Sailor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tale of Red Beard Man</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/02/the-tale-of-red-beard-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: CoorsMan
Age (at the time): 18
Well this night to remember took place not too long out of high school. As we all know it&#8217;s lets get drunk sucked and fucked. Just this one night, it went all wrong, terribly wrong. My friend Jerry, Lance and I always went driving around looking for parties or just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve gets sh#t faced</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/02/steve-gets-sht-faced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Steve
Age (at the time): 17
So this story happened a couple years ago.  I was in high school, and was kinda seeing some chick.  It was New Years Eve, and this was the first time my parents had let me go out to a party with my friends (Yea I know, they&#8217;re strict). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex&#8217;d straight</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/sexd-straight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 01:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Jonathan
Age (at the time): 25
From the age of 13, being a small German boy, I realized i was gay. On my 18th birthday i also  decided that i wanted to be a transvestite. Due to the credit crunch i decided hookerism was my only option. Unfortunately not being very attractive, it didn&#8217;t bring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too hammered for the hole</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/too-hammered-for-the-hole/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/too-hammered-for-the-hole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Chris
Age (at the time): 22
I had been drinking. Wait, not this night, but it seems that&#8217;s how every one of my story starts. She had been drinking, yeah that;s more like it. She, being my girlfriend of course, so any crazy drunken (on her part) sex would be ok, and not advantageous for such [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>So, You rike to drinka Japanese beeah?</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/so-you-rike-to-drinka-japanese-beeah/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/so-you-rike-to-drinka-japanese-beeah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Mr. Messy
Age (at the time): 16
So I was living in japan and went to do some karaoke with a load of mates.  Now in Japan karaoke you get your own room and all you can drink.  This is the place to go and get totally smashed with mates.  So after about 4 hours of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Golden Shower</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/golden-shower/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/golden-shower/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Matt
Age: A day older than yesterday
This is how I started my morning&#8230;.
Booze in Iraq is not allowed here for both the US military and the contractor I work for&#8212;some dumbasses ruined that long ago.  Well, last night I happened to score a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, I hate scotch, but this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll take that food to go, thx</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/well-take-that-food-to-go-thx/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/well-take-that-food-to-go-thx/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Josh
Age: (at the time):
The story begins as most do, a house party with some buddies, females, cheap liquor and cases of beer.
all-in-all it was a good night, got pretty smashed, shot-the-shit with everyone around, macked on some women; the usual.
The party starts to die down and eventually there are just four of us left [...]]]></description>
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