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	<title>Regretful Morning&#187; Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll take that food to go, thx</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/well-take-that-food-to-go-thx/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/well-take-that-food-to-go-thx/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Josh
Age: (at the time):
The story begins as most do, a house party with some buddies, females, cheap liquor and cases of beer.
all-in-all it was a good night, got pretty smashed, shot-the-shit with everyone around, macked on some women; the usual.
The party starts to die down and eventually there are just four of us left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skeeter feels shame after drinking game</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/10/skeeter-feels-shame-after-drinking-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Skeeter
Age (at the time): 16
As the end of the week was nearing, my buddies and I decided to head to a baseball game on the Friday night and pre-drink what we at the time thought was a bit of alcohol.
All of us being beer guys where unaware of two crucial things. Number one, how [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Air Down There</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/09/the-air-down-there/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/09/the-air-down-there/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: .45
Age (at the time): Last week
Just recently, my girlfriend expressed an interest in bringing other girls into the bedroom. Though I may have been a little hesitant for a second, I think what really sold me on the idea was her telling me that part of her fantasy was to watch me give another [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Homeless show compassion toward Harry</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/09/homeless-show-compassion-toward-harry/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/09/homeless-show-compassion-toward-harry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Harry Bush
Age (at the time): 19
The night began at a friends house and mostly consisted of drinking Olympics of sorts. Beer pong, quarters, you name it we played it. This seemed like a typical drinking excursion for me, except for the fact that i had forgotten i had taken a shit load of allergy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>First keg stand turns into 4 mile hike</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/08/first-keg-stand-turns-into-4-mile-hike/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/08/first-keg-stand-turns-into-4-mile-hike/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Chris
Age (at the time): 18
I used to go to Radford, a shit college about 15 minutes from Virginia Tech.  One night while visiting Tech some friends and I were at a house party about a mile from my friend&#8217;s dorm.  At this party we get hammered, like really hammered, and were drinking [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Angry Dragon and Gaggin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/08/angry-dragon-and-gaggin/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/08/angry-dragon-and-gaggin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: White Chocolate
Age: (at the time): 22
First of all I want to say I have been dating this girl for about 3 months, and we have done a lot of sexual things so we started our own journal with crazy stories. This is one of them..
I was waiting patiently for my beautiful caramel skinned girlfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>When the brown eye winks, the room stinks</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/when-the-brown-eye-winks-the-room-stinks/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/when-the-brown-eye-winks-the-room-stinks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Schmee
Age (at the time): 15
When I was about fifteen years old I had a pretty awesome girlfriend. Hot as fuck and not only that but the biggest nymphomaniac I have ever met. This was around the time that lame ass movie A.I.
came out and she decided to see it. I didn&#8217;t really care for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Puking nephews, upset aunts</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/puking-nephews-upset-aunts/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/puking-nephews-upset-aunts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Andrew Mattson
Age (at the time): 16

It was St patties day in a one red light town. I asked my aunt if i could throw a party at her house  she agreed and we started calling people and accruing beer. It ended up turning into a big party by word of mouth and after [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>When Brown Bandits Strike</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/when-brown-bandits-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: CK
Age: 24
A few years ago we did a pub crawl.  At around the 5th bar we met another group of people who were doing their own pub crawl.  So toward the end of this thing I&#8217;m hitting it off with one of the girls from the other group.  We were both hammered beyond words [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bongs and brownholes, a lovely combo</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/bongs-and-brownholes-a-lovely-combo/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/bongs-and-brownholes-a-lovely-combo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Alex
Age: 16
This happened the better part of a decade ago when I was still in high-school but still tops my list for most inebriated experiences.
My buddy Greg&#8217;s parents had a cabin in Breckenridge and one winter a bunch of the guys I was hanging out with then had planned a snowboarding trip.  These [...]]]></description>
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