I've never wanted to be a tricycle seat so bad in my life.  Inb4 Pedob... more

Do you guys wanna play "you fall in love, you lose?"  Everybody loses.   more

And these days all the girls is down to roll I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole. Yea yea, we don't get sick of Ho... more

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Who can tell me what her tattoo is supposed to be?  I've been trying to figure it out for a good 5 minutes but my eyes always drift to her crack... more

Excuse me miss, would you mind helping me pick up my pencil? 20 Things You Should Think You Know About: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi - more

That's really cute ladies, but I'm going to have to call a foul of my own.  It's goin on both of you.  Illegal use of excessive clothing.  Penalty: Take tops off.  Unless you already did on more

Ryan Fox is probably going to get all jealous that daddy is posting pics of other girls, but really, who can blame me?  Also, Daisy hasn't said that she dislikes small penis (yet).... more

That 3 dollar cotton thong has come closer to perfection than most of us ever will.  Don't be sad, we still have each other, right? Have a good tramp stamp pic we should post? Dump the lin... more

Remember the other day when I posted those Bryci pictures and told you guys I was totally in love?  OK, I still am but I think this girl might be better.  It almost isn't fair how more