Summer is right around the corner, and for a lot of you this means a dramatic increase in Beer Pong venues.  We're almost certain that if you do partake in this activity, you're bound to run into a few people who take the game far too seriously.  Too honor those warri... more

So the military invests a lot of money into, you guessed it, weapons and fortifications. Over the years, some words have gained ground and popularity amongst the military production types. Once upon a time it was cannon. Then submersible, howitzer, and stealth. Now,... more

Sticking to a productive college schedule is a lot like sticking to your "be healthy" new years resolution.  For a few weeks we'll wake up and blast "Eye of the Tiger" while guzzling protein shakes and gearing up for some cardio.  But on a Friday in early February we'... more

First off, I don't want to imply that the children of today are all spoiled shitheads.  We'd simply like to point out that if today's youth were given the recreational tools we had while growing up, they'd be pretty bored. Big Wheel - If you could list off the best ... more

Whoever invented the menstrual cycle wasn't really thinking.  For up to one whole week per month, men around the world will not get laid because of "sorry it's a bad time right now."  Sometimes you will find girls cool enough to brand you with a set of red wings, but ... more

AskMen recently published a Top 10 list about famous men it's ok to have a mancrush on. Now, I stand by the fact that any affection toward another man greater th... more

March is a great month to get fat and stay unhealthy.  We're not referring to the corn dogs or nachos you'll be consuming during march madness either.  We're talking about the mass consumption of girl scout cookies. Every time you enter a grocery store you have to ... more

If you're reading this and are a man, you probably have a penis. Since you have a penis, you primarily drink beer and whiskey. Good man. Manly man. When you go to a bar, however, beer all the time can get a bit boring, and you may be looking for something like a strong ... more

When you were 5 years old and you told your mom that you wanted to play with the pussy, it meant nothing more than chasing your cat around the house.  Then one day you saw an actual vagina and your reaction was probably something like more

Before we get started I'm going to save about 1/3 of you the time it takes to write a comment.  Just copy and paste a generic one I've made here: Dude I bet you've never been laid fuckn loser Grow up douche bag these things are natural Ur never gonna get a gf f... more