Buffalo Wings - One of very few foods in the world that was conceived, created, and perfected in the United States, Buffalo wings are a godsend to the world of food. They were spawned near midnight (as most awesome creations are) on October 3rd, 1964 at the Anchor Bar ... more

One day I'm going to have sexual intercourse on an airplane, you heard it here first.  But until that day comes, I'll leave it to my imagination, a few pics, and a bottle of Suave banana scent lotion. ... more

A lot of websites crank out intercourse related articles on a daily basis.  How to have better sex, How to make your penis feel bigger during sex, how to make your GF orgasm so hard that she shits all over your sheets...just to name a few. Here at RM we're a bit mor... more

You and your special lady have just had a lovely evening at The Olive Garden.  While wrapping up, your buzzed beauty explains that she wants to F your brains out.  Thumbs up slugger (slip the waiter a little extra for mixing her drinks strong).  15 minutes later.... more

Every now and then, when you’re watching TV, a commercial comes along that makes you laugh. And you can’t help it because they didn’t try to be funny, or racist, but accidentally became both. When viewing these, remember: we at Regretful Morning are not racist,... more

I've been waiting to do something with this clip for awhile now.  Finally, yesterday I saw a dog taking a shit on youtube and from there everything kind of came together. (mo... more

You can't sit through television in the early ass crack of morning without seeing infomercials for the craziest things like combination lice shampoo/hair dye. Well, after watching several for exercise 'equipment' you absolutely MUST HAVE, we realized you don't have to ... more

Today at lunch I decided to change it up a bit by ordering 10 extra bacon for a 6 inch turkey sub from Subway.  The result was a taste bud orgasm of monstrous proportions. I wouldn't recommend doing this every day, as it put me to sleep directly afterward.  It al... more

Hi kids, this gallery really doesn't need an intro.  Just grab some lotion and something to clean yourself up with. more

Looking back, can you remember the first time you encountered adult material?  Amazing wasn't it?  For me it was when we busted into my friend's shed where his dad had stacks upon stacks of adult magazines.  I was probably only seven at the time, but I tore into thos... more