We don't have an intro for this article so we'll just leave it at "Dogs are awesome, but so is putting your penis inside your girlfriend's vagina."  Let's compare and see who comes out on top. 1. Companionship Dog is mans best friend, period. Regardless of what co... more

A few weeks ago I came across this sexy channel on Break where a smokin' hot chick was doing weird shit with her feet.  Excited, I was like "Damn I wish she had a nude site so I could get some boner relief... more

In America we've got a few decent beers.  Nothing like Germany, but we can still hold our own.  Other beers are not so decent, and you're bound to make a trip to the store if it's the only thing left.  Then we have some beer that is basically piss and/or liquid shit.... more

Meeting someone you feel a connection with online can be very exciting. The bad part is that you can’t be 100% certain the person you’re talking to doesn’t actually have a penis. We’d like to drop a few bullet points for you to reference, so that when the time... more

When I was in Junior High my step dad used to spend loads of time in the garage. He didn't really get much done, and usually only fixed stuff good enough so it would run for a day until it broke again. My mom eventually named the garage "The Dungeon" for the obvious "... more

If there's one thing that most men can agree on it's this:  The female fighters in the Soul Calibur series are so hot it's retarded.  Not only that, but they seem to have a much hotter female fan base than MMORPG's like WoW.  Trust me, I've been to Blizzcon.  Althou... more

Over the last year it's become quite popular to troll Yahoo Answers.  99% of these trolling attempts completely fail though, and this makes us unhappy.  Against our better judgment we're going to point out the mistakes some of you clowns make, and effectively teach yo... more

Facebook trends continue to grow, multiply, and annoy the shit out of everyone on a daily basis. The last 5 have actually been labeled for your convenience. So now when your friends list is being pillaged, or you're getting dominated by app requests, you'll be able to... more

There is an unspoken rule between the people who think the whole "self pic" thing is retarded, and the girls who actually take those pictures.  That rule states: "We won't tell you how stupid you are for making ridiculous poses in the mirror, if you continue to look ho... more

Dropping a healthy deuce when you have flawless surroundings is one of the greatest feelings in the world.  These surroundings are rated on a comfort scale which covers everything from bathroom size, room temp, and level of privacy.  A perfect 10 dump would ideally be... more