When it comes to haunted houses, UFO's, and girls... more

If there's one thing that people can collectively laugh at, it's hipsters.  Hell, even hipsters point and giggle at other hipsters.  It's almost like they make the world a better place.  Because even if your pants don't fit right, you spilled coffee on your shirt, an... more

Freckles are sexy.  As Spring turns into summer, and turtlenecks turn into bikinis, we start to see these adorable little beauty marks start to blossom again.  This is our pre summer tribute to the cutie... more

If you frequent a lot of fast food establishments, you'll begin to see a trend in what types of people work there.  Today we're going to take a look at the ladies in fast food.  Remember when Playboy did "more

When the smoke finally settles, and it's time to cash in the poker chips of life, we'll be left with a certain set of memories.  As a man, you'll have a list.  In a lot of cases, these 6 are likely to be near the top. Sex This one may be obvious, and implied... more

Did anyone not want to get out of bed today?  Same here.  It rained last night and whenever that happens I slip into a coma.  Usually I wake up fully recharged but today my fat neighbor let her retarded kid bang his Tonka trucks into the fence at 6am, making sure the... more

A few years ago we made a post about items that had been lodged into assholes.  Today we're going to revisit that part of that concept.  The following X-Rays will simultaneously make your jaw d... more

Lately I've been having to use the "contact" form on a lot of sites.  This form, along with the "feedback" form, might as well just be called "waste your time by writing a bunch of text that no one will read."  It got me to thinking, the company I used to work for had... more

Over the weekend I found myself becoming unhealthily aroused to an old Jane Fonda vid that I stumbled across on Youtube.  You can only watch so many money shots on Red Tube before you start to get desensitized, so more often than not, I find myself getting creative.Â... more

Hi kids, this is a reminder to make your team if you haven't. This shit is free, with a $200 pot from draftstreet.com.  Even if you don't know anything about hoops, making a team is ridiculously easy.  I even got our editor to sign up (and she's a girl). more